For use in schools and libraries only. When the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab start competing to see who can decorate the most for Christmas, SpongeBob is thrilled and goes a bit overboard, while Plankton may have something more than the Christmas spirit up his sleeve.

Comic genius. TV legend. Compulsive gambler. Tax evader. Deadbeat dad. Illiterate. Krusty the Clown is all of these things, and more. Part of 'The Simpsons Library of Wisdom', this book shows the reader how to avoid the tabloids, and go through Botox and detox with America's most beloved - and 'Krusty-est' - clown.

Pi carumba! You'll be livin' la vida Mensa with ... The Lisa Book. Whether she's extolling the virtues of vegetarianism and the global village, raising awareness about the world's moral and social ills, or simply playing with her Malibu Stacy doll and dreaming of ponies, Lisa Simpson is a role model for the 21st century! Discover Lisa's lifelong ambitions, gather snappy answers to environmentally insensitive questions, uncover "the Truth" by logging onto her Internet blog, and follow along as she solves a real mystery. From the benefits of being Teacher's Pet to the secret correspondences of Commander–in–chief Lisa's presidential administration you will explore the inner workings of one of America's most progressive eight–year–old minds. The Simpsons Library of Wisdom Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons," offers an on–going series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe, and make the world a better place...sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that The Simpsons serves up every night of the week all around the world.

Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest and most incompetent civic leader in Springfield, but as long as he has a gun and badge, most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout and thousands of early morning donuts, this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield, how to keep on the right side of the law, and the real cost of quick and speedy justice. On Wiggum's watch you'll check out the seized property auction catalog, learn the secret language of police codes, find out how to avoid a speeding ticket, line up with Springfield's usual suspects, and get the skinny on Springfield's most wanted criminal...El Barto.

When disaster hits the Krusty Krab, only SpongeBob SquarePants has what it takes to set things right.

Something terrible has happened at the Krusty Krab and it's SpongeBob to the rescue!