This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon - and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday - as possible into it. It's a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.

Art thee a teenager? Most wondrous. How about a tweenager? Coequal better. Perhaps thou art a drossy adolescent or gamesome adult? Readeth this while the stodgy elders and fartuous children readeth the haggadot, catered only to those folk—until now. Thou canst useth this as an actual Haggadah too, as the full Hebrew text be on the left, and Shakespeare's rendering be on the right. So it readeth right, which sounds like it should beest the opposite, but it be not as confusing as thou mayest thinketh.

The book shares knowledge about Festivus and Passover. The author uses the classic haggadah as its template and incorporates as much of Seinfeld's classics - and in particular, the curious details of the Festivus holiday. The book takes Seinfeld's tradition of parodying Haggadot to new levels of sanctity and fun.

This new edition of The Passover Celebration has been prepared for occasions when Christians join with members of the Jewish community to celebrate the seder. The service provided in this booklet is completely faithful to the Jewish tradition and provides background on the seder meal, instruction, commentary, a pronuciation guide and a glossary.

Until a vaccine arrives, & until all comply with self-isolating & distancing, the only thing left to battle the 11th plague of coronavirus is humor. That's all we have. So enjoy around the Passover table, & may we return to the Old Normal soon. Amen. All proceeds go to whom the book is dedicated: for all those in the trenches. Note: formatting might be imperfect, due to the rush to get this out before Passover 2020.

The book shares knowledge about Festivus and Passover. The author uses the classic haggadah as its template and incorporates as much of Seinfeld's classics - and in particular, the curious details of the Festivus holiday. The book takes Seinfeld's tradition of parodying Haggadot to new levels of sanctity and fun.