Move over South Beach, Atkins, and the Zone. Here's the real secret to losing weight and keeping it off: The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss Before, During, and After Sex. Bigger and better and more indispensable than ever, it's Richard Smith's tongue-in-cheek humor classics in a brand new format perfect for gift-giving. Completely revised and updated to include topical issues like metrosexuals, Viagra, second honeymoons, and cell phone sex (in the car, on the bus), here is an omnibus edition combining the New York Times bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, The Newlywed's Guide to Sex on the First Night, and The All-New Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, together with over 1.5 million copies in print. Funny as hell and now comprehensive--from Bathing Together to Banish the Blahs: 20 calories burned; with a rubber duck: 40 calories; with the au pair: 592 calories--to Putting on a Condom: while still in the restaurant: 27 calories; while ringing her doorbell: 66 calories; while asking her out: 200 calories--to Thanking Partner for a Wonderful Night: signing your note "guess who?": 5 calories; if partner has no idea who it’s from: 200 calories.

An hilarious guidebook offering the final word on sex, diet, and self-help manuals asserts that calories worked off while preparing for and during the sex act, particularly under unusual circumstances, and while experiencing guilt or a heart attack afterwards can lead to drastic weight reduction

In 1978, Smith combined two of America's favorite pastimes--dieting and sex--into one hilarious book. Now, in a new book targeted at the low-fat age of post-feminism, aging baby boomers, and latex, he presents all-new research correlating current sexual practices with weight loss.

WHAT`S FOOD GOT TO DO WITH IT? Exciting new medical research tells us that good health is an essential part of good sex. This expert guide translates the latest scientific facts into delicious recipes that will enhance sexual vitality naturally in just six weeks! Men and women can achieve amazing, drug-free results through THE BETTER SEX DIET , a program that reveals: -The low-fat/high-potency connection -Breakthrough news about high blood cholesterol and impotency -Foods that improve blood flow to the sexual organs -Powerful enemies of sexual energy and how to conquer them -The common drink that`s a sure-fire aphrodisiac -A fail-safe dinner menu for red-hot lovers -More than 90 breakfast, lunch, and dinner recipes Supported throughout with personal testimonies from couples who have found new passion through THE BETTER SEX DIET , this is a ground-breaking guide to an eating plan you`ll fall in love with! BOOST SEXUAL POTENCY NATURALLY WITH HEALTHY, DELICIOUS FOODS!

Take your healthcare into your own hands create a personalized diet and exercise plan to keep you fit, healthy, and active throughout your...