A hilariously nihilistic, “off-color” coloring book that encourages moodiness, moroseness, and misery over mindful meditation—perfect for the goth in us all. A coloring book for adults whose glasses are always half empty. Grab your favorite black pencil or crayon and take a break from the daily grind with the world’s most depressing coloring book. In a hilarious parody of the adult coloring book trend, The Coloring Book for Goths will have you laughing from the darkest depths of your soul–if you're capable of such a thing.

An essential, fully illustrated guidebook to day-to-day Goth living There's more to being a Goth than throwing on some black velvet, dyeing your hair, and calling it a day (or a night). How do you dress with morbid flair when going to a job interview? Is there such a thing as growing too old to be a Goth? How do you explain to your grandma that it's not just a phase? Jillian Venters, a.k.a. "the Lady of the Manners," knows how to be strange and unusual without sacrificing politeness and etiquette. In Gothic Charm School, she offers the quintessential guide to dark decorum for all those who have ever searched for beauty in dark, unexpected places, embraced their individuality, and reveled in decadence . . . and for families and friends who just don't understand.

From former SNL "Weekend Update" host and legendary stand-up Colin Quinn comes a controversial and laugh-out-loud investigation into cultural and ethnic stereotypes. Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road-that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo? In The Coloring Book, Colin, a native New Yorker, tackles this issue head-on while taking us on a trip through the insane melting pot of 1970s Brooklyn, the many, many dive bars of 1980s Manhattan, the comedy scene of the 1990s, and post-9/11 America. He mixes his incredibly candid and hilarious personal experiences with no-holds-barred observations to definitively decide, at least in his own mind, which stereotypes are funny, which stereotypes are based on truths, which have become totally distorted over time, and which are actually offensive to each group, and why. As it pokes holes in the tapestry of fear that has overtaken discussions about race, The Coloring Book serves as an antidote to our paralysis when it comes to laughing at ourselves . . . and others.

Attractive illustrations invite coloring book fans of all ages to visit 27 man-made wonders. Included are India's Taj Mahal, the hanging gardens in ancient Babylon, the Mayan temples of Tikal in Guatemala, the Abu Simbel in Egypt, England's Stonehenge, the colossus of Rhodes, the pyramids, the great wall of China, the leaning tower of Pisa, and more.

REVISED EDITION! I have heard your feedback and made some changes to the format of this book that I hope will make it more enjoyable to color. Thank you for all of your help! Tabz @} Featuring the fantasy art of Tabz Jones, this gray scale adult coloring book includes thirty high resolution coloring pages. You'll find Vampires, Ghosts, Zombies and more, all originally rendered in full digital 3D color, now available to color at home. **Just a quick note to buyers; You may find that some of the pages in my coloring books are darker than other artist's books, I have found through coloring these pages myself that darker pages lend themselves very well to heavier mediums such as markers, gel pens, and even watercolors. Also, there are new techniques for blending colored pencils such as using baby oil and petroleum jelly that can completely washout lighter pages. I have tried to include a variety of shades to accommodate every skill level, from beginners to advanced in every book that I create. I encourage you to step outside your comfort zone and try something new, I hope that you will be pleasantly surprised by what you can create =)

It’s Halloween all year round with these thirty creepy (but cute!) seasonal coloring pages in The Creepy Cute Goth Coloring Book. Goth has gone mainstream—and multicolored! Forget outfits of black on black on black (though those are still in). The goth aesthetic has expanded to include bright colors, pastels, and cute twists on the traditionally macabre mode of expressing yourself. The Creepy Cute Goth Coloring Book takes a page from that direction by providing thirty fun twists on seasonal imagery so you can channel your inner Wednesday Addams while using all the colors in the crayon box—or marker pack or colored pencil bin. Celebrate with springtime cemetery scenes, ice cream cones with skulls and crossbones, and snowmen covered in spiders with the perfect mash-up coloring book that’s sure to please even the most tortured souls.

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