Silly Uncle Willy is back in town so let the fun begin! The Cat, the Rat, and the Hat Wearing Bat, the hilarious second volume in the Bedtime Stories with Uncle Willy series will have you and your kids bonding through laughter again. Silly Uncle Willy's wild imagination has a whole town speaking in RHYMES. Not only do the residents of LaRhyme rhyme all the time, but everything around them rhymes. Books in town are available at Hook's, toys at Joy's, and steaks at Jake's. The town's favorite doctor is Elizabeth Proctor and the school's only teacher is Abraham Preacher. But it doesn't end there! Fred pays with Ted, Milly plays with Lily, and the animals? You'll be surprised! The funny story and hilarious situations are enhanced greatly by fabulously imaginative illustrations, which are guaranteed to bring smiles to your faces and have the kids ask to read this book again and again. KINDLE edition bonus pages: Funny rhyming riddles about animals sounds at LaRhyme. Perfect reading that guarantees bedtime with a smile! Recommended for kids ages 3 to 8 DID YOU READ SILLY UNCLE WILLY'S FIRST BOOK "ONCE UPON A TIME?" IT'S SO FUNNY... CHECK IT OUT!

A raucous, rhyming tale that will have children (and adults) in fits of laughter! Cat is sitting on his mat when Rat arrives wearing a very nice hat. Cat wants Rat’s hat and will stop at nothing to get it. But when Bat appears wearing a fancy cravat, well, what could be better than that? Chaos ensues as both Cat and Rat decide they must have Bat’s fancy cravat for themselves! This hilarious picture book is bursting with comic capers, slapstick antics, tongue-twisting text, and vibrant neon artwork.

Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the Cat in the Hat who shows them some tricks and games.

Easy words with a rhyming refrain describe the strange antics of a variety of animals.

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.