The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever
Title | The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Budge Wilson |
Publisher | Scholastic Canada |
Pages | 106 |
Release | 2013-10 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1443128252 |
This favourite tale of Christmas gone awry is now available for a new generation of readers! This year, Lorinda and her brother James want to buy their mother the best Christmas present ever. Lorinda has her eye on one very special item, but they'll need to come up with some brilliant money-making ideas if they want to get it in time for Christmas! Of course, nothing goes according to plan . . . but the siblings are determined to make this a holiday their mother will never forget. Young readers will identify with this familiar holiday dilemma, and delight in Lorinda and James's creative solution (not to mention all the bumps along the way). The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever is an earnest, uplifting story that will get kids in the holiday spirit at Christmas time -- and all year round!
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Title | The Best Christmas Pageant Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Barbara Robinson |
Publisher | Samuel French, Inc. |
Pages | 60 |
Release | 1983 |
Genre | Drama |
ISBN | 9780573617454 |
The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
Epic Grace
Title | Epic Grace PDF eBook |
Author | Kurt W. Bubna |
Publisher | Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. |
Pages | 268 |
Release | 2013-08-30 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 1414388470 |
God never wastes anything—our strengths, our successes, or our mistakes. In this collection of true stories, Kurt Bubna, a self-confessed “recovering idiot,” chronicles his own honest, heartfelt, and often hilarious missteps along the path to grace. You’ll discover what it means to experience the unconditional love of God, regardless of how often you stumble, and you’ll gain a fresh view of how to find God’s purpose for your life. Learn from Kurt’s trials and triumphs that God is indeed the God of second chances—and His epic grace can transform even the most imperfect life into something priceless.
The Class Gift
Title | The Class Gift PDF eBook |
Author | Carter Hayn |
Publisher | The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc |
Pages | 12 |
Release | 2015-07-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1499496141 |
Amy's class is doing a very nice thing. They're donating various kinds of books to the classroom library. They count how many of each they give, which ends up being a sizable gift. This fiction title is paired with the nonfiction title "Our Classroom Library" for connecting across texts and comprehension through connection strategies.
Scroogenomics
Title | Scroogenomics PDF eBook |
Author | Joel Waldfogel |
Publisher | Princeton University Press |
Pages | 186 |
Release | 2009-10-25 |
Genre | Business & Economics |
ISBN | 0691142645 |
Lively and informed, "Scroogenomics" illustrates how consumer spending generates vast amounts of economic waste. Economist Waldfogel provides solid explanations to show why it's time to stop the madness and think twice before buying gifts for the holidays.
The Christmas Peg
Title | The Christmas Peg PDF eBook |
Author | Cameron Williams |
Publisher | Picture Puffin |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2017-10-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780143785767 |
From Cameron Williams and Matthew Martin comes a hilarious and energetic story about the worst Christmas present ever. Wal tries to be good, he really does, but his bad behavior lands him on Santa's Naughty List. And all he gets for Christmas is a peg. Can Wal ever change his ways?
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Title | People I Want to Punch in the Throat PDF eBook |
Author | Jen Mann |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 2014-09-09 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0345549988 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear