If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dane jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Danish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Danish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Danes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dane and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dane brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dane who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Danes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dane jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Danish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Danish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Danes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dane and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dane brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dane who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Danes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Scandinavian jokes for all occasions.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swede jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swedish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swedish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swedish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swedes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swede and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swede brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swede who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swedes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Humor, in one form or other, has been part of my life from the early beginning. My Dad always had a humorous tale to tell. Much of his pastime was spent reading joke books, or listening to comedy radio shows, then later, comedy television. He could take everyday events and find humor in them. He had a sharp mind and a good memory, enabling him to tell jokes and stories upon request. I guess a little of that rubbed off on me. As for Sven and Ole, they are popular with the large Scandinavian population in the Minnesota-Wisconsin region of the United States, just as Pat and Mike jokes are popular with the large Irish population in and around the Boston area. I like to think of these pairs as their region's Dumb and Dumber. As for which is Dumb and which is Dumber, that's for you to decide. Hoping this book brings many smiles to your faces and money to my wallet.