Picked on, overweight genius Owen tries to invent a television that can see the past to find out what happened the day his parents were killed.

SOME STAINS DON'T COME OUT... Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband Daniel are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder and sickening horror brought forth by... The Slob.

A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.

THE BLOBS & SLOBS PLAYBOOK Don’t just simply throw the ball inbounds! Instead, look to attack and help your team score this season by exploring the BLOBS & SLOBS Playbook. This book is full of some of the best inbound plays compiled from all levels of basketball, covering over 20 plus years of coaching. What is a BLOB & SLOB play? These are acronyms for Baseline & Sideline Out Of Bounds Plays. This is a critical part of the game that many coaches don’t focus on and get wrong. If you watch the NBA, you see how vital sideline plays are, especially in those late-game situations. The inbounds mini-game often can end up being the difference in either winning or losing a basketball game. This book offers a complete collection of both BLOB & SLOB plays that feature 135 different inbounds plays with over 170 pages that also include press breakers. As a coach, you will face numerous special situations in any given basketball game. What will you do on your next baseline or sideline out of bounds play? What will you run if you are taking the ball out of bounds with only 2.7 seconds left on the clock? Do you simply want to inbounds the ball, or do you want to attack the defense? We give you BLOBS & SLOBS that not only attack the defense but also inbounds plays that seamlessly flow directly into your continuity offenses. You will also get plays that can be run versus both a zone or a man-to-man defense. The BLOBs and SLOBs Playbook is your resource for taking these special unique situations in a basketball game and using them to your advantage. Steal points from your opponent, beat a full-court press, or convert a late-game opportunity on an out of bounds play, this book has it all. You’ll find a play for every conceivable situation, giving you and your team the ability to be prepared for any situation that arises in a game. Learn how to dominate these special situations and draw up some game winners with the BLOBS and SLOBS Playbook today! Features: 170 Pages Over 135 Different BLOBS & SLOBS Dominate your opponents and special situations 15 Press Breakers and End Of The Game (EOG) plays 2 Sideline fast breaks that we like to use on our opponent's free throw’s Late game out of bounds plays to get the ball inbounds versus pressure

That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

Stephen King hails Rex Miller as "terrifying and original." Slob is his debut novel, the story of a man who thinks of himself as Death. A man who likes to feast on human hearts, spilling blood wherever he goes. Jack Eichord is the detective who must hunt this human monster and genius killer. Years of working as a homicide detective for the Chicago Police department has hardened Eichord to things that would make most men turn and flee. But even he is not prepared for the labyrinthine search underground, as he trails the killer and his hostages through the sewer system of the city. Eichord thinks that he is beginning to understand the diabolical man and his patterns of violence...but can he guess the next victim in time, before it is too late for the woman he loves?