A Town Called Suckhole
Title | A Town Called Suckhole PDF eBook |
Author | David W. Barbee |
Publisher | |
Pages | 144 |
Release | 2011-09-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9781936383870 |
Blade Runner meets Sling Blade in the weirdest Southern Gothic ever. Far into the future, in the nuclear bowels of post-apocalyptic Dixie, there is a town. A town of derelict mobile homes, ancient junk, and mutant wildlife. A town of slack jawed rednecks who bask in the splendors of moonshine and mud boggin'. A town dedicated to the bloody and demented legacy of the Old South. A TOWN CALLED SUCKHOLE But all is not well for the last remnant of hillbilly society. Suckhole's annual "Hell-Yeah Heritage Jamboree" is suddenly threatened by a string of gruesome murders. The town's sheriff, an illiterate yokel with a cleft pallet, is at his extremely limited wit's end, and he knows there is only one man smart enough to solve the mystery: Dexter Spikes, a monstrous missing link between swamp and man brought to life by natural evolution. He lives in the swamps alone, shunned by the simple townsfolk of Suckhole who don't believe in the wicked sciencery of his existence. If Dexter takes the sheriff's case, he'll have to face the undead culprits behind the murders, who are determined to bring about the next apocalypse. If he refuses the job, the town will be doomed to a vicious slaughter. "A Town Called Suckhole is the finest post-apocalyptic southern gothic mudpunk buddy-cop blow-out ever put to print. Which is to say this mutant motherfucker of a debut novel lands with serious world-inventing swagger and marks David W Barbee as a go-to Bizarro writer for outrageously over-the-top action, big laughs and surprising heart." -JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON, author of We Live Inside You and Angel Dust Apocalypse "With the manic intensity of a tent revival on fire and the stupefying mendacity of a snake oil peddler on peyote, Barbee builds a rich, grimy world so steeped in rampaging Confederate id that for long stretches, I could not see it clearly through my red, blinding rage at not having written it, myself." -CODY GOODFELLOW, author of Perfect Union
Allosaurus and Diplodocus
Title | Allosaurus and Diplodocus PDF eBook |
Author | Allan Dipalma |
Publisher | |
Pages | 138 |
Release | 2020-09-13 |
Genre | |
ISBN |
A thrilling prehistoric adventure set in the Morrison Formation.
Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Title | Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster PDF eBook |
Author | Cameron Pierce |
Publisher | |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2011-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781936383979 |
On the seventh day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, "Read me, for I am good." In Amazing Stories, the Flying Spaghetti Monster goes on trial to earn his godhood among a council of deities that includes Jehovah, the Buddha, Ganesh, Cthulhu, and Charlie Sheen. He is interviewed for an exclusive episode of the celebrity talk show In the Monster's Studio to discuss his relationship with Godzilla and other famous monsters. He rears his head at an archeological dig in a desert wasteland and dines with a horde of food demons in Hell. He rescues pirates, authors, and prisoners from the cold hand of death while banishing children to suffering and starvation. He is a just god, but only if you compliment his vodka sauce. Like an all-spaghetti evening of Adult Swim, Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show you the many realms of His Noodly Appendage. Learn of those who worship him and the lives he touches in distant, mysterious ways. Enjoy with Italian food and a side of Darwinism.
The Loxleys and the War of 1812
Title | The Loxleys and the War of 1812 PDF eBook |
Author | Alan Grant |
Publisher | |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 2013-12 |
Genre | Graphic novels |
ISBN | 9780992150808 |
A 101 page historically accurate comic strip about a Canadian family caught up in the 1812 war between the USA and the UK. Comes complete with an illustrated summary of the wars implications for Canada and America written by acclaimed Canadian military historian Mark Zuehlke. Features 30 pages of new artwork created in partnership with the National Film Board and First Nation historians.
Siegfried: Dragon Slayer
Title | Siegfried: Dragon Slayer PDF eBook |
Author | Mark Allard-Will |
Publisher | |
Pages | 144 |
Release | 2022-02-16 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781989754115 |
Impulsive young Prince Siegfried craves glory and recognition from his aloof parents, the king and queen of Denmark. Starting a war with a neighbouring country and seeking out the most feared dragon in the realm seems like a good place to start. An epic tale full of action, adventure, mythological beasts, magical swords, powerful rings, and a treacherous companion. Adapted from the ancient Norse mythological Völsunga Saga, Siegfried: Dragon Slayer is the first in a two-part series by Canadians Mark Allard-Will and Jasmine Redford.
When Big Bears Invade
Title | When Big Bears Invade PDF eBook |
Author | Alexander Finbow |
Publisher | Renegade Arts Entertainment |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2017-06-07 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781987825497 |
Children, children. Gather round, your grandmother and I will tell you of the time before the benevolent bears showed humanity how to live in harmony with the world. A time when humans ran amok, threatening to destroy the very world we all share so happily now. A time when the Big Bears made sure humanity paid attention to their message. And it happened here, in our very own Canada.' Canada's bears have had enough! See Toronto levelled. Read in horror as Vancouver is wiped from the map. Hide your eyes as Edmonton is stomped into dust. Canada will never be the same.
Where All is Night, and Starless
Title | Where All is Night, and Starless PDF eBook |
Author | John Linwood Grant |
Publisher | Trepidatio Publishing |
Pages | 350 |
Release | 2021-07-09 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1950305910 |
A 2021 Shirley Jackson Award nominee, Where All is Night, and Starless collects seventeen unsettling stories of our fears and weaknesses, and of our often unreliable strengths: stories of monstrosity and the occasional hope, deliberately themed across three aspects of weird fiction. The section ‘On Mythos’ covers re-interpretations and subversions of themes from H P Lovecraft’s Mythos; ‘On Mysteries’ looks into strange transformations, and ‘On Myth’ delves into the realms of folklore and folk horror, each with a dark twist. From the churning hell of World War One to the quiet English suburbs, from contemporary Alaska to colonial Africa, these are weird tales of the decisions we make when faced with something strange, with turns wry, ironic, and dark. Some horrors are found not outside, but in the mirror before us. “A cornucopia of dark delights, this collection is highly imaginative, extremely well written, and a delight to read. Weird fiction at its finest!” — Tim Waggoner, Bram Stoker Award® winner and author of Your Turn to Suffer