The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)
Title The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) PDF eBook
Author Anna Pulley
Publisher Macmillan
Pages 161
Release 2016-04-19
Genre Humor
ISBN 1250072646

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Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action. From lesbian pick-up lines: Pronounce Annie Proulx's name correctly—watch lady's cargo pants fall off. To icebreaker haiku for first dates: It has been MANY years, but I'm not done griping about The L Word. To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex: It's like straight sex but afterwards we ask ourselves, "We just had sex, right?" Lesbian sex is like water polo—no one really knows the rules. This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.

Sexy Haiku

Sexy Haiku
Title Sexy Haiku PDF eBook
Author Nick Brooks
Publisher
Pages 0
Release 2016
Genre
ISBN 9781910449561

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These engaging and accessible haiku are in turns romantic, funny, erotic, and playful. A woman asks her new lover:Why don't you write about me'legs parted wry smile betweendark curls maybe I will.What follows is a powerful, explicit and vivid collection that follows the peaks and troughs of one man's relationships.Whether read alone or shared with the one you love, this is a collection wrought with sexual tension that will leave you gasping.

Erotic Haiku

Erotic Haiku
Title Erotic Haiku PDF eBook
Author Rod Willmot
Publisher Windsor, Ont. : Black Moss Press
Pages 55
Release 1983
Genre Poetry
ISBN 9780887530937

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Sexy Hieroglyphics

Sexy Hieroglyphics
Title Sexy Hieroglyphics PDF eBook
Author Laurie Fox
Publisher Chronicle Books (CA)
Pages 32
Release 1993-08
Genre Poetry
ISBN 9780811804561

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Young car buffs can learn the names of all the working parts of a variety of automobiles--car, truck, fire engine, ambulance--with a spiral-bound book that features clear acetate pages that reveal each vehicle's innards.

F*ck You Haiku

F*ck You Haiku
Title F*ck You Haiku PDF eBook
Author Kristina Grish
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 192
Release 2021-01-26
Genre Humor
ISBN 1982157984

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Get through any relationship split with this collection of relatable, impassioned, and irreverent breakup haikus. When her marriage came to a sudden and infuriating end, celebrated relationship columnist Kristina Grish found solace in a unique outlet—penning fiery breakup haikus. Now, she shares her cathartic creations in a compilation designed to guide you through the wreckage of your split. In F*ck You Haiku, Kristina has compiled more than 100 breakup haikus— drawing inspiration from her own tumultuous love affairs and universal experiences that strike a chord with us all. These poetic gems serve as a lifeline for anyone grappling with heartbreak, providing a cathartic path to healing. Representing a range of emotions and clever ways to vent about your ex, these haikus are entertaining and enraging, as well as enlightening and empowering. So, if you’re currently going through a breakup—whether you did the deed or are on the receiving end of it—let this collection of inventive poems help you say “f*ck you” to that special someone and eventually “love you” to yourself.

Sexy Haiku

Sexy Haiku
Title Sexy Haiku PDF eBook
Author Laura Roberts
Publisher Buttontapper Press
Pages 75
Release 2014-01-24
Genre Poetry
ISBN

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In the mood for love?Spice up your boudoir with these sexy haiku! Kick your love life up a notch with 69 Sexy Haiku, written to entice, seduce and delight lovers at play. From sensual poetry that will massage your senses to truly explicit mini-fantasies, these 69 poems explore love, lust and intimate relations with a personal twist. Read them to your lover to get them hot and bothered before bed, or to inspire them with new ideas! For readers 18+ and open minded only.

The Penguin Book of Haiku

The Penguin Book of Haiku
Title The Penguin Book of Haiku PDF eBook
Author Adam L. Kern
Publisher Penguin UK
Pages 610
Release 2018-05-31
Genre Poetry
ISBN 0141395257

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'A revelation' Sunday Times, Books of the Year 2018 The first Penguin anthology of Japanese haiku, in vivid new translations by Adam L. Kern. Now a global poetry, the haiku was originally a Japanese verse form that flourished from the sixteenth to nineteenth centuries. Although renowned for its brevity, usually running three lines long in seventeen syllables, and by its use of natural imagery to make Zen-like observations about reality, in fact the haiku is much more: it can be erotic, funny, crude and mischievous. Presenting over a thousand exemplars in vivid and engaging translations, this anthology offers an illuminating introduction to this widely celebrated, if misunderstood, art form. Adam L. Kern's new translations are accompanied here by the original Japanese and short commentaries on the poems, as well as an introduction and illustrations from the period.