Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep
Title Go the F**k to Sleep PDF eBook
Author Adam Mansbach
Publisher Akashic Books
Pages 18
Release 2011-06-14
Genre Humor
ISBN 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep
Title Seriously, Just Go to Sleep PDF eBook
Author Adam Mansbach
Publisher Open Road Media
Pages 36
Release 2012-04-03
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1453257802

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The G-rated, child-friendly version of the hilarious #1 New York Times bestselling classic! Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents (with a bit of potty-mouth language to help them vent their frustration). Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. Of course, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Mansbach’s new child-appropriate narrative, kids will recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents’ struggles—a perspective most children’s books don’t capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of their most stressful daily rituals. This fresh rendition includes Cortés’s updated illustrations, with a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep

The Big Sleep

The Big Sleep
Title The Big Sleep PDF eBook
Author Raymond Chandler
Publisher DigiCat
Pages 196
Release 2022-08-16
Genre Fiction
ISBN

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DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

Why We Sleep

Why We Sleep
Title Why We Sleep PDF eBook
Author Matthew Walker
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 368
Release 2017-10-03
Genre Health & Fitness
ISBN 1501144316

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"Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.

The Going to Bed Book (Sound Book)

The Going to Bed Book (Sound Book)
Title The Going to Bed Book (Sound Book) PDF eBook
Author Sandra Boynton
Publisher Boynton Bookworks
Pages 0
Release 2025-01-28
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9781665979474

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Sandra Boynton’s timeless classic The Going to Bed Book comes to life in this delightful soundbook narrated by her son, Keith—who was a toddler when this story was written for him, four decades ago. Little ones can hear every page of this bedtime classic anytime they want with the touch of a button! Lovingly narrated by Keith Boynton, The Going to Bed Book (Sound Book edition) is just right for winding down the day, as an ark-traveling group of animals scrub scrub scrub in the tub, brush and brush and brush their teeth, exercise by moonlight up on deck, and at last rock and rock and rock to sleep.

Why We Can't Sleep

Why We Can't Sleep
Title Why We Can't Sleep PDF eBook
Author Ada Calhoun
Publisher Grove Press
Pages 243
Release 2020-01-07
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 0802147860

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The acclaimed author explores the hidden crises of Gen X women in this “engaging hybrid of first-person confession, reportage [and] pop culture analysis” (The New Republic). Ada Calhoun was married with children and a good career—and yet she was miserable. She thought she had no right to complain until she realized how many other Generation X women felt the same way. What could be behind this troubling trend? To find out, Calhoun delved into housing costs, HR trends, credit card debt averages, and divorce data. At every turn, she saw that Gen X women were facing new problems as they entered middle age—problems that were being largely overlooked. Calhoun spoke with women across America who were part of the generation raised to “have it all.” She found that most were exhausted, terrified about money, under-employed, and overwhelmed. And instead of being heard, they were being told to lean in, take “me-time,” or make a chore chart to get their lives and homes in order. In Why We Can’t Sleep, Calhoun opens up the cultural and political contexts of Gen X’s predicament. She offers practical advice on how to ourselves out of the abyss—and keep the next generation of women from falling in. The result is reassuring, empowering, and essential reading for all middle-aged women, and anyone who hopes to understand them.

Doors of Sleep

Doors of Sleep
Title Doors of Sleep PDF eBook
Author Tim Pratt
Publisher Watkins Media Limited
Pages 270
Release 2021-01-12
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0857668757

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What would you do if you woke up and found yourself in a parallel universe under an alien sky? This is the question Zax Delatree must answer every time he closes his eyes. Every time Zax Delatree falls asleep, he travels to a new reality. He has no control over his destination and never knows what he will see when he opens his eyes. Sometimes he wakes up in technological utopias, and other times in the bombed-out ruins of collapsed civilizations. All he has to live by are his wits and the small aides he has picked up along the way - technological advantages from techno-utopias, sedatives to escape dangerous worlds, and stimulants to extend his stay in pleasant ones. Thankfully, Zax isn't always alone. He can take people with him, if they're unconscious in his arms when he falls asleep. But someone unwelcome is on his tail, and they are after something that Zax cannot spare - the blood running through his veins, the power to travel through worlds... File Under: Science Fiction [ Green Power | Sweat Dreams | Waking Nightmare | Zax of all Trades ]