This is a collection of inspirational quotes as well as a set of illustrations on CD-ROM.

Enjoy the best of Elder Maxwell's teachings, together with beautiful illustrations from beloved LDS artists, in this keepsake edition. Fifteen hundred quotations on more than two hundred topics have been selected from his addresses, his books, and some unpublished talks.

Pulled from the hit film that made a hero out of a tetherball-loving guy with glasses and stellar dance moves, the words, phrases, and speeches in Napoleon Dynamite: The Complete Quote Book capture the hilarious dialogue that worked its way into the hearts and mouths of millions of fans. Quirky, comical, and yet somehow perfect for any situation, the lines included here are sure to inspire exasperated sighs, bizarre conversations, and awkward exchanges in homes, high schools, and workplaces across the country. Sweet.

With quotes from Robin Williams to William Shakespeare, the Dalai Lama to Bruce Lee--woven together and unpacked with humor and heart, The Quote Book of Your Life is the given companion for the curious soul. It is the friend who stands beside you as you lose yourself in the distance, wondering if there is more. The one who shares your poetry of thoughts and sees how events are notes, and you the musician, playing time as your life unfolds. But it is also the friend who sees your hurt, and helps you forward. Because sometimes it's all sh*t. It's a part of being human. Just like having a friend and not being alone. *** "Jack Kornfield-class! With a humor that can only come from someone who has made it through adversity in life." - Maria Eng, Author & Creator of Studio Vira "What I love about this intriguing piece of craftsmanship is the optimistic tone connected to an inner darkness, the seriousness and the humor [...] the balance that I believe makes it a very rare book. A mirror, that helps you unfold your own wisdom." - Karl-Magnus Möller, Founder & TEDx speaker "This book is a little gem that isn't just worthy of one or a couple of read-throughs--it's a book to keep close [...]. Smiles and giggles during your reading experience are just an added bonus." - Hanna Johansson, Editor *** These are the people quoted: Robin Williams, Wayne Dyer, William Shakespeare, Richard Branson, Will Rogers, Lindsey Sterling, some guy named Unknown, Fredrik Eklund, Jon Hamm, Anthony Robbins, Satchel Paige, Johnny Depp, Joyce Meyer, Charlie Chaplin, Emma Mildon, Aristotle, Napoleon Hill, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Kosmas, Voltaire, Norman Vincent Peale, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Oscar Wilde, Anne Frank, Winston Churchill, Warren Buffett, Mark Cuban, Soren Kierkegaard, William James, Ralph Marston, Deepak Chopra, Theodore Roosevelt, Sigmund Freud, Helen Mirren, Paul Newman, Bruce Lee, Peter Drucker, Robert Tew, George Bernard Shaw, Edgar Allan Poe, Dale Carnegie, Michael J. Fox, Laura Dekker, Christopher Reeve, Dalai Lama, Tim Ferriss, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mohammad Ali, James Dean, Helen Keller, Jack Sparrow (yes), Dag Hammarskjold, William James, Jennifer Lawrence, John Lennon, George Michael, Mark Twain, James Franco, Nelson Mandela, Galileo Galilei, J.K. Rowling, Elon Musk, Bob Proctor, Jim Carrey, David Ogilvy, Paulo Coelho, Jake Gyllenhaal, Neale Donald Walsch, Plato, Denis Waitley, and Joe Vitale.

In Volume One of the Authors' Snarkopaedia, sentences have been painstakingly crafted together using nouns, verbs and other words, bringing you paragraphs of text. These paragraphs flow into pages of expert tips, advice and insight for authors at all levels of the publication food chain. Any book can claim to offer this type of information, but they can't give you what sets the Indies Unlimited Authors' Snarkopaedia above the rest: the "je ne sais squat" of the high decorated staff of the Snarkology Department at the Indies Unlimited Online Academy. Their groundbreaking and empirical research over the years sheds new and snarkified light on subjects ranging from book publishing and marketing to the nuts and bolts of writing and technology. If you like information to grab you by the throat and smack you in the face, the Indies Unlimited Authors' Snarkopaedia is the reference book for you.

Wisecracks, wit and wisdom of the current times.