More silly and unlawful conduct by women than anyone could ever imagine. There's a story for everyone in this book. You can read about the 6-foot, 400-pound woman arrested for fraud with $26,000 stuffed in her very ample bra; stories of women who get naked and do disorderly things; stories of women teachers who have sexual affairs with high school boys; the story of a Japanese Madam who specializes in providing 330-pound prostitutes to men who like women with "explosive boobs and butts," and many other just plain, stupid criminal stories about women that make this anthology worth reading.

Professor Birdsong uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from Way Out West. They are all true stories! This book is sure to deliver some delightful humor. Stories include the one about a man who attacks a gay couple for dying their poodle pink; the story of the 72-year-old woman and her 62-year-old boyfriend for having sex behind a barbeque joint; a panty thief who walked into Victoria's Secret and walked out with 130 pair of panties valued at $1,067; and a wide variety of other stories about weird and stupid criminals.

More hilarious, unbelievable-but-true stories from our nation’s courts, from the author of Disorder in the Court and Disorderly Conduct. Charles M. Sevilla finds comic gems in court transcripts—and now brings readers a delightful, all-new collection. Starting with a chapter on the defendants (one of whom, when asked his marital status, replies after a long pause, "Adequate") and following with sections on lawyers, experts, witnesses, evidence, and even one called "Malaprops" (DA: The status of the boat has no relevance to this case at all. This is a total fishing expedition). Stories from Sevilla's previous books have become viral Internet sensations, priming readers for more legal disorder, such as: Clerk: Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to given in the cause now pending before this court shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Witness: Yes, I swear. I’ll say anything but the truth, nothing but the truth.

Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide. Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Louis, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age—and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. Years later, in San Francisco, Maya learns that love for herself, the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors (“I met and fell in love with William Shakespeare”) will allow her to be free instead of imprisoned. Poetic and powerful, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings will touch hearts and change minds for as long as people read. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings liberates the reader into life simply because Maya Angelou confronts her own life with such a moving wonder, such a luminous dignity.”—James Baldwin From the Paperback edition.