Oh, No! Where are my Pants?
Title | Oh, No! Where are my Pants? PDF eBook |
Author | Lee Bennett Hopkins |
Publisher | StarWalk Kids Media |
Pages | 35 |
Release | 2014-08-30 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1630833622 |
It was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.
Oh No She Didn't
Title | Oh No She Didn't PDF eBook |
Author | Clinton Kelly |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 208 |
Release | 2010-10-12 |
Genre | Health & Fitness |
ISBN | 1439169365 |
Muffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes. Visible panty line. Who hasn’t had the unfortunate experience of witnessing—or (gasp!) actually wearing—one of these fashion disasters? The atrocities Clinton Kelly has seen—it’s a surprise he hasn’t gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails? Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made TLC’s What Not to Wear a smash hit for eight seasons, the cheeky media personality and author of Freakin’ Fabulous shows women how to outfit themselves with confidence and style as he pokes fun at fashion "don’ts." From the most obvious faux pas (Texas tuxedos) to borderline offenses (peekaboo boobies), Clinton offers detailed and entertaining critiques of our top one hundred sartorial slip-ups. He turns his keen eye to wardrobe, color, cut, cleanliness, hairstyle, accessories, and even posture. And because he loves you, he presents easy alternatives and practical suggestions for creating fabulous outfits that will make you forget you ever wore socks with clogs. Clinton also explains how to use trends to your advantage at any age, from deciding which ones work for you to understanding how to wear them to keep your look relevant. Because if you’re not comfortable in the sequined mini, everyone around you will know it. A delightful mix of hilarious dish and expert fashion advice, Oh No She Didn’t will turn anyone from fashion victim to fashionista in no time.
Who Wet My Pants?
Title | Who Wet My Pants? PDF eBook |
Author | Bob Shea |
Publisher | Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 40 |
Release | 2019-09-17 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0316525197 |
In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.
Potato Pants!
Title | Potato Pants! PDF eBook |
Author | Laurie Keller |
Publisher | Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Pages | 23 |
Release | 2018-10-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 125022599X |
A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Oh Crap! Potty Training
Title | Oh Crap! Potty Training PDF eBook |
Author | Jamie Glowacki |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 186 |
Release | 2015-06-16 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 1501122991 |
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Oh No! I Split My Pants
Title | Oh No! I Split My Pants PDF eBook |
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Pages | 0 |
Release | 2014 |
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Oops! I Wet My Pants
Title | Oops! I Wet My Pants PDF eBook |
Author | Sigal Adler |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2017-06-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9780998906546 |
Oops i wet my pants *********************** If you feel you need to go even while you play, Go straight to the bathroom without any delay."