No Learning Allowed

No Learning Allowed
Title No Learning Allowed PDF eBook
Author David J. Brown
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
Pages 32
Release 2012-06-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9781477611630

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There is no learning in this book. It is not allowed. Most books for kids have way too much learning. In this book there is only fun and no learning. If any learning starts happening while you are reading this book, make sure to yell stop. Then we can get back on the right track. Remember, only fun, NO LEARNING ALLOWED!

No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed
Title No Reading Allowed PDF eBook
Author Raj Haldar
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 43
Release 2020-11-10
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1728239265

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A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

No Dogs Allowed!

No Dogs Allowed!
Title No Dogs Allowed! PDF eBook
Author Sonia Manzano
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 38
Release 2007-05-08
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1416938389

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When Iris, her family, and the neighbors take a trip to Enchanted Lake, everyone brings what they think is needed, but the family dog turns out to present a problem.

No Pirates Allowed! Said Library Lou

No Pirates Allowed! Said Library Lou
Title No Pirates Allowed! Said Library Lou PDF eBook
Author Rhonda Gowler Greene
Publisher Sleeping Bear Press
Pages 42
Release 2013-04-15
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1627530096

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At Seabreezy Library, things were just right. / Booklovers were cozy. The sky was blue-bright / when--Shiver me timbers!--through Seabreezy's door / stormed big Pirate Pete and his parrot, Igor! Argh!! Things are looking--and smelling!!--a little fishy at Seabreezy Library. When the big X on Pirate Pete's treasure map leads him and his parrot-sidekick Igor to believe buried treasure is hidden at the library, the patrons are quaking in their shoes. But never fear! Library Lou, Seabreezy's librarian-extraordinaire, is as cool as a cucumber and knows how to handle an irate pirate or two. She knows exactly where the treasure is buried. But first she needs to help Pirate Pete and Igor get a handle on their hygiene, brush up on library etiquette, and then tackle learning their letters. And that will lead them to the treasure that can always be found at the library.

No Dogs Allowed!

No Dogs Allowed!
Title No Dogs Allowed! PDF eBook
Author Bill Wallace
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 228
Release 2005-06
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 141690381X

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After losing her family's beloved horse, Kristine decides that she will never have another pet. When her father surprises her with a new puppy, Kristine learns to to take a chance and open her heart again in this latest novel by the beloved author of "Red Dog."

No Bears Allowed

No Bears Allowed
Title No Bears Allowed PDF eBook
Author Lydia Lukidis
Publisher
Pages
Release 2019-07
Genre
ISBN 9781732893504

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Rabbit is afraid of many things, but most of all he's afraid of gigantic, monstery, BEARS! The very nervous Rabbit is soon confronted by his worst fear who appears to be far more interested in making new friends than causing Rabbit any real harm. Despite his apprehension, Rabbit agrees to join his jovial new acquaintance for dinner, but wait a minute . . . is Bear planning to "have" Rabbit for dinner? In this tender story about a very nervous rabbit and a lovable bear, Rabbit discovers that things aren't always as scary as they seem, and sometimes you may just have more in common with others than you think.

No Werewolves Allowed

No Werewolves Allowed
Title No Werewolves Allowed PDF eBook
Author Cheyenne McCray
Publisher St. Martin's Paperbacks
Pages 316
Release 2010-05-25
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1429924667

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As a half-human, half-Drow private eye, Nyx is the go-to girl for tracking Demons in the night. So when several of New York City's Werewolves go missing, Alpha Werewolf Dmitri Beketov hires Nyx for the job. But this time, she must leave the dark alleys and bright lights behind... Nyx's sixth sense tells her that life in the slow lane is a lot deadlier than it appears. Though she usually prefers to work solo, with this case she's going to need all the help she can get. Enter Detective Adam Boyd: he's watching her back, but is this human too sexy for his—and her—own good? Meanwhile, a powerful, malevolent force is exterminating paranorms and "unworthy" humans alike...and Nyx, still trying to get a foothold in her new surroundings, finds herself facing danger at every turn, in No Werewolves Allowed, a Night Tracker Novel from bestselling author Cheyenne McCray.