My Smelly Ass
Title | My Smelly Ass PDF eBook |
Author | Lee Pong Wong |
Publisher | |
Pages | 28 |
Release | 2018-12-16 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781999348328 |
A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old
The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In
Title | The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In PDF eBook |
Author | Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | Macmillan Publishers Aus. |
Pages | 240 |
Release | 2014-01-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1743517645 |
Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
No One Likes a Fart
Title | No One Likes a Fart PDF eBook |
Author | Zoe Foster Blake |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2020-01-14 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1524791903 |
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
I need a new bum
Title | I need a new bum PDF eBook |
Author | Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | Oratia Media Ltd |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1877514578 |
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Clean My Space
Title | Clean My Space PDF eBook |
Author | Melissa Maker |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 218 |
Release | 2017-03-07 |
Genre | House & Home |
ISBN | 0735214670 |
The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.
Would You Like to Play with My Ass?
Title | Would You Like to Play with My Ass? PDF eBook |
Author | Gary Galvin |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 28 |
Release | 2017-05 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781546423546 |
This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass? My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong... This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.
Ugly Girls
Title | Ugly Girls PDF eBook |
Author | Lindsay Hunter |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 241 |
Release | 2014-11-04 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0374533865 |
Traces the chaotic breakdown of a friendship that shapes and unravels the identities of two rebellious girls in the wake of a stalker's predations.