From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MY PEN IS HUGE, a Standalone Romantic Comedy. Dear Mr. Merrick, I quit. And since you’re obsessed with your stupid pen collection, I thought it appropriate to take the big one you love so much and write my resignation letter. Kiss your pen goodbye, big man! Because when I agreed to work for you—a hotshot journalist I’ve admired for years—no one told me that you had a secret life and that you’d bug my apartment, have someone killed, and make the moves on me just to test whether I’m serious about this job. I mean, come on! What kind of boss does that? Yes, you’re ten degrees hotter than the sun, and you melt panties everywhere you go, but this “little intern” is done with your games. From this day forward, consider me your mortal enemy, your biggest threat. Maybe your pen is huge, but my determination is bigger. See you on the battlefield, Mr. Big Pen. Your ex-admirer, Gisselle Walters

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Book entitled “Salute To Beloved Pen” contains poems of co- authors from different parts of India. It contains beautiful shades of writings spread on paper with varities of emotions, social issues and especially their gratitude towards their pen and it's ink. This anthology is about a tribute from a writer to his/her beloved pen. Everyone knows 'Pen' is a non-living thing but it helps to express our emotions. So, keeping it in mind all co-authors of this anthology tried to salute their companion- their pen.

A collection of urban poetry, from an everyday man from south east London. Some are funny, some thought provoking, some personal, some coded and some quizzical! I sincerely hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I had writing it. Best wishes, Leonardo Etch

The Author has written re the memories and moments of a young woman as related and experienced. It begins with the earliest memories and continues to take the readers through a journey of culture, adolescence, sexuality, wilderness adventure, and loss. It is a story of quest in terms of self discovery, self fulfillment, and self determination. It is a presentation of the influences that have occurred and shaped and on occasion misshaped this life. My Pen and I depicts the feminine through the character, through interpersonal interactions and with nature as the matriarchal in a continual experience of lesson, joy, abandonment, and success. It will capture the readers with the story of risk and plight, literally fire and fish and instil within them a sense of the unreality in life's realities.

From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MY PEN IS HUGE, a Standalone Romantic Comedy. Dear Mr. Merrick, I quit. And since you're obsessed with your stupid pen collection, I thought it appropriate to take the big one you love so much and write my resignation letter. Kiss your pen goodbye, big man! Because when I agreed to work for you-a hotshot journalist I've admired for years-no one told me that you had a secret life and that you'd bug my apartment, have someone killed, and make the moves on me just to test whether I'm serious about this job. I mean, come on! What kind of boss does that? Yes, you're ten degrees hotter than the sun, and you melt panties everywhere you go, but this "little intern" is done with your games. From this day forward, consider me your mortal enemy, your biggest threat. Maybe your pen is huge, but my determination is bigger. See you on the battlefield, Mr. Big Pen. Your ex-admirer, Gisselle Walters