My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
Title | My Life as a Human Hockey Puck PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson |
Pages | 128 |
Release | 1994-10-26 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1418535168 |
Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
Title | My Life as a Human Hockey Puck PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson |
Pages | 160 |
Release | 2020-09-08 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0785233784 |
Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
Title | My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson |
Pages | 144 |
Release | 2020-01-07 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0785231218 |
Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Title | My Life as a Torpedo Test Target PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson |
Pages | 94 |
Release | 1994-04-24 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 141853515X |
Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
Major Misconduct
Title | Major Misconduct PDF eBook |
Author | Jeremy Allingham |
Publisher | arsenal pulp press |
Pages | 152 |
Release | 2019-10-15 |
Genre | Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | 1551527723 |
Every night in hockey arenas across Canada and the United States, modern-day gladiators drop their gloves and exchange bare-fisted blows to the bloodthirsty roars of the paying public. Tens of millions of people a year, including children, watch and cheer on the fighters. Some players are paid handsomely; others barely a living wage. But either way, these fighters are lauded, valued, and considered to be essential to the game. That is, until their playing days are over. Hockey enforcers spend their lives fighting on ice to protect their teammates and entertain their fans, but when their playing days are over, who’s left to fight for them? Major Misconduct scrutinizes a highly dangerous and controversial cultural practice. The book dives deep into the lives of three former hockey fighters who, years after their playing days ended, are still struggling with the pain and suffering that comes from bare-knuckle boxing on ice. All of these men believe they may be living with the degenerative brain disease chronic traumatic encephalopathy. They may have had their shot at pro hockey glory, but none of them is rich or famous, and the game has left them with injuries and trauma. They have experienced estrangement, mental health issues, addiction, and brushes with the law. And they’ve stared death in the face. The debate surrounding fighting in hockey is hotly contested on both sides. This daring and revelatory book explores the lives of those who bare-knuckle boxed on ice for a living and investigates the human cost we’re willing to tolerate in the name of hockey fighting.
My Life as a Human Hairball
Title | My Life as a Human Hairball PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Tommy Nelson |
Pages | 87 |
Release | 1998-11-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 141855345X |
Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
Title | My Life as Polluted Pond Scum PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Myers |
Publisher | Tommy Nelson |
Pages | 128 |
Release | 1996-08-30 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1418535028 |
Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,