Hey, there's no special secret inside this book or magical cure to what ails you. Less content and more room for putting your thoughts and feelings about whatever the fuck you want. With 90 pages to write on these wonderfully spaced lines, you'll have plenty of room to jot out anything you feel like. Want to write? Cool, you can do that. Need to doodle? Shoot, yeah, you can do that too. Administering a paper cut to someone? No promises but this book may be able to do that too. It's "My Fucking Book" so why wouldn't you buy it?!

SHORTLISTED FOR THE BOLLINGER EVERYMAN WODEHOUSE PRIZE A wry, provocative and very funny debut novel about identity, authenticity and the self in the age of the internet ‘I loved it’ Zadie Smith ‘Brilliant, very funny’ Guardian ‘Prepare to feel very seen’ I-D

Juvenile, profane, and timeless, Fuck This Book collects images of real public signs that have been mischieveously altered by stickers bearing the most expressive of all four-letter words. Addictively hilarious, the results show a world persuasively transformed. Please Don't Fuck the Pigeons, indeed. What happens if one triggers the Automatic Sprinkler Fuck Off Valve? And is it any wonder The Fuck Depot is so popular? All photographs are unretouchedthe result of countless hours on the hunt for the almost perfect sign, in need of just the slightest improvement. This is not social commentary. There is no message. It's not meant to offend, exploit, or embarrass anyone. All real stickers. All real signs. All in fun.

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Looking for a fun way to warp your MORNING ROUTINE? The perfect small-format productivity tool for everyone! This is a fun planner, to do list, action guide, small notebook, and productivity journal all in one small 5.5x6.5 inch format (with glossy cover and cream paper). Use this for everything from short-term projects to long-term dreams, plans, and more.For creatives, thinkers, planners, entrepreneurs, writers, tech icons, and more -- this book is the place for those amazing lists that help us get SHIT done! This is the perfect gift from a project manager, production head, or team leader to everyone on the team... It's perfect for the solo entrepreneur or home-based business proprietor to keep everything straight -- while smiling a little each time you look at this cool 126-page book. This is a great way to organize a number of big tasks into a fun, small format list. "But I have a list on my smartphone..." NOPE. Pen and paper makes these projects real...

Spice up your office with this hilarious gift notebook journal with a funny saying. Be inspired to write in this notebook every day and give your team workmates a laugh with the funniest present. Start every day with a smile with this handy note book with generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big boss. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day and Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employees, co-workers or supervisor. 104 blank lined pages Use it as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing, doodling, journaling or just vent your frustrations Handy note book features 6 inch by 9 inch pages This softcover notebook has a smooth matte finish and white pages Beautifully designed to make the perfect present for a loved one

"Written in real time over seven days The Book of Fuck is a short, sharp pun-addled pulp fiction pastiche where the absurd underworld of music and reality is exaggerated to new dimensions. Following the frantic movements of a rock fan on the trail of America's public enemy number one, The Book of Fuck is a buckled break-neck let loose at punk rock speed. Literature that comes none more black."--BOOK JACKET.