My Cat is a Dick

My Cat is a Dick
Title My Cat is a Dick PDF eBook
Author Malcolm Katz
Publisher Trapeze
Pages 0
Release 2017-10-24
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781409169024

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No matter how much of a cat lover you are, you have to admit those loving feelings can feel pretty one-way. Whether it's in the form of treasure hunts around the house with small dead animals as the 'treasure', biffing your face for attention in the middle of the night, or the endless indecision about being inside or outside, cats - a lot of the time - are dicks. Thankfully, we can laugh about it, because thankfully (as this book shows) we are far from alone. Featuring over 100 photos of cats in all sorts of interesting predicaments, MY CAT IS A DICK shows that even when they're playing up, cats have an excellent sense of humour. It just often comes at human expense.

The Trainable Cat

The Trainable Cat
Title The Trainable Cat PDF eBook
Author John Bradshaw
Publisher Basic Books
Pages 354
Release 2016-09-13
Genre Pets
ISBN 0465096492

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"I have to hand it to Bradshaw and Ellis: Once you suss out their basic cat-training philosophy, their methods totally work." -- Slate We often assume that cats can't be trained, and don't need to be. But in The Trainable Cat, bestselling anthrozoologist John Bradshaw and cat expert Sarah Ellis show that cats absolutely must be trained in order to enrich the bond between pet and owner. Full of training tips and exercises -- from introducing your cat to a new baby to helping them deal with visits to the vet -- The Trainable Cat is the essential cat bible for cat owners and lovers. "I doubt you'll find a more well-informed or scientific book on cats that better shows you how feline thinking works." -- Times (UK)

My cat told me - my dog told me

My cat told me - my dog told me
Title My cat told me - my dog told me PDF eBook
Author Didier Hallépée
Publisher les écrivains de Fondcombe
Pages 242
Release 2011-09-07
Genre Nature
ISBN 2354511477

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The cat and the dog have been occupying a prominent place in our homes and at our sides for many years. It is normal to come across them at any time in our literature or when visiting a website. Sometimes they occupy the central place and there are many books that have been devoted to them, sometimes by writers less well known than their companions... Other times, they are just making the scene more lively, more truthful, because without them, where would be the soul of our homes? Through these quotes, you will first travel in time, across regions religions and cultures: the Bible, Einstein, Mahomet, Queen Elisabeth II, Shakespeare, Agatha Christie and many others. This little journey into the heart of wisdom or in the company of famous personalities will give you all the delights that our fourlegged friends deserve. And at the heart of all these treasures, I'm sure you will find valuable thoughts to illuminate your every day. His life in a familly of Egyptian Maus and King Charles Spaniels made him sensitive to the deepness of the thoughts of our favorite 4-legs. Didier HALLÉPÉE shares with us the many quotations he met in the over ten thousand books he could read.

Ten Ways to Your Cat’S Happiness

Ten Ways to Your Cat’S Happiness
Title Ten Ways to Your Cat’S Happiness PDF eBook
Author Stanley Ely
Publisher iUniverse
Pages 217
Release 2010-07-29
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1450242294

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Designated Editor's Choice, "Ten Ways to Your Cat's Happiness" is Stanley Ely's fifth book and an entertaining, lively novel of Big City USA life in the early twenty-first century. It follows the path of a struggling New York City writer who resolves to banish poverty with a light-hearted book on the emotional care of cats. The writer's road around Manhattan and the publishing world introduces him to a colorful cast of New Yorkers with unexpected moments and a surprising resolution. Propelled by dialogue and humor, even a serious message to conclude, it's a novel that is certain to continue gaining the praise that came its way early. Text with illustrations.

Slimy Chicken Zomnibus

Slimy Chicken Zomnibus
Title Slimy Chicken Zomnibus PDF eBook
Author Kevin J. Anderson
Publisher WordFire +ORM
Pages 573
Release 2019-01-06
Genre Fiction
ISBN 161475974X

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Together in one volume, two frighteningly hilarious Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. adventures. SLIMY UNDERBELLY: There’s something fishy going on in the Unnatural Quarter. Bodies are floating face-down, the plumbing is backing up, and something smells rotten—even to a zombie detective like Dan Shamble. Diving into the slimy underbelly of a diabolical plot, Dan comes face-to-tentacles with an amphibious villain named Ah’Chulhu and his snap-happy gang of gator-guys. While feuding weather wizards kick up storms and a gang of thieving lawn gnomes continues their reign of terror, Dan Shamble is running out of time before the whole stinking city goes down the drain. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN: Shamble faces his most fowl case yet, when a flock of murderous feral chickens terrorizes the Unnatural Quarter. Also in the caseload, Shamble deals with the sinister spokesman for Monster Chow Industries, a spreading contamination that drives vampires berserk, a serial-killer demon from the Fifth Pit of Hell, a black-market blood gang led by the nefarious Ma Hemoglobin, a ghost fighting a hostile takeover of his blood bars...and a cute little vampire girl who may, or may not, be his daughter. With his ghost girlfriend Sheyenne, his bleeding-heart lawyer partner Robin, and his Best Human Friend Officer Toby McGoohan, Dan Shamble is back from the dead and back on the case. The feathers will fly as he goes face-to-beak with the evil peckers.

Dick Whittington and His Cat

Dick Whittington and His Cat
Title Dick Whittington and His Cat PDF eBook
Author Marcia Brown
Publisher Turtleback Books
Pages 0
Release 1997
Genre
ISBN 9780613048408

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Retells the legend of the poor boy in medieval England who trades his beloved cat for a fortune in gold and jewels and eventually becomes Lord Mayor of London.

The Cambrian

The Cambrian
Title The Cambrian PDF eBook
Author
Publisher
Pages 782
Release 1913
Genre Welsh
ISBN

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