Mr. Funny Pants
Title | Mr. Funny Pants PDF eBook |
Author | Michael Showalter |
Publisher | Grand Central Publishing |
Pages | 288 |
Release | 2011-02-22 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0446563609 |
I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!
Title | Mr. Pants: It's Go Time! PDF eBook |
Author | Scott Mccormick |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 130 |
Release | 2014-07-10 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0803740077 |
Fans of Bad Kitty, Wimpy Kid, and Fly Guy will love this brand new graphic novel chapter books series! Meet Mr. Pants! It’s the last day of summer, which means the last chance for fun, and he really, really wants to play laser tag. But his sisters have other ideas—the Fairy Princess Dream Factory? Gah! Good thing Mr. Pants knows how to get what he wants—and have a blast doing it.
Potato Pants!
Title | Potato Pants! PDF eBook |
Author | Laurie Keller |
Publisher | Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Pages | 23 |
Release | 2018-10-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 125022599X |
A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Let's Go Swimming with Mr. Sillypants
Title | Let's Go Swimming with Mr. Sillypants PDF eBook |
Author | M.K. Brown |
Publisher | New York Review of Books |
Pages | 33 |
Release | 2023-11-14 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1681377454 |
A silly, whimsical book about dreaming and getting over one's fears by a celebrated American cartoonist and illustrator. Mr. Sillypants is going to learn how to swim tomorrow. He’s excited! It’s about time. But he starts to get nervous. “What if I step on a fish?” He asks his goldfish. “What if all the other people in the class are better than I am?” He says aloud as he makes his favorite bedtime snack, a pickle and peanut butter sandwich. By the time he goes to bed, Mr. Sillypants is not sure swimming lessons are such a good idea after all. When Mr. Sillypants falls asleep, he dreams he’s out for a walk, when he suddenly plummets into a big pond. “I can’t swim!” he yells. Soon though, his worries about swimming are far from his mind: he morphs into a fish, and chases after deep sea sandwiches and flees from an enormous pickle monsters. The next morning, Mr. Sillypants wakes up with a start—maybe his swimming lessons are going to be okay after all. Told with warm humor and illustrated with stunning watercolors, M. K. Brown has crafted a hilarious adventure out of an everyday fear. This silly-looking man can teach us all how to conquer scary things by laughing right at them.
Mr Super Poopy Pants
Title | Mr Super Poopy Pants PDF eBook |
Author | Rebecca Elliott |
Publisher | Lion Children's |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2015-02-20 |
Genre | Infants |
ISBN | 9780745964652 |
Having a new baby in the family isn't as fun as Toby thought it would be... But has he underestimated his little brother?
Mr. Funny
Title | Mr. Funny PDF eBook |
Author | Roger Hargreaves |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 1997-09-29 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1101633409 |
They're back! Rediscover the zaniest characters you've ever met in this best-selling series which has sold millions worldwide. Bright and charming, with easily recognizable characters and a small take-along format, Mr. Men and Little Miss books are easy enough for young readers, witty enough for humor-prone adults, and highly collectible for one and all. Also check your local listings to view the Mr. Men & Little Miss TV show. Back to the Mr. Men & Little Miss microsite.
Super Farty Pants!
Title | Super Farty Pants! PDF eBook |
Author | Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen |
Publisher | |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2019-11-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9788293748038 |
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.