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Ah Ireland, it's a great little country all the same, if only you could put a roof on it. While we may be a nation of messers and begrudgers, we'll always have a soft spot for our land of sunny spells and scattered showers. Who else but the Irish can perform minor miracles with a prayer to St Anthony? Or truly appreciate the medicinal purposes of Flat 7Up? Not to mention the front room, chipper chips and the 'bad pint'!From things you'll only hear and taste in Ireland to tips for surviving any social situation (an Irish wedding anyone?!), Ronan Moore's witty, irreverent and nostalgic guide will have you laughing your way to a degree in Irishology.Altogether now ... 'Lowwww lie the Fields of Athenryyyy'

Kelly, right, Kelly the bitch decides to have a party on the very same night as my sleep over - the very same night! And I know she's done it on purpose. And she invites everybody - absolutely everybody...except me of course...I want to die! I'm such a minger! Welcome to the world of 14-year old Katie as she battles her way through the bitches, the chavs, the misery of school discos and the desperate search for a worthy boyfriend. A turbulent and triumphant tale of a totally troubled teen, I'm a Minger! opened at Theatre 503 in late August 2008.

Richard Osman has been trying to settle the most important issues society faces today. Who would win in a head-to-head between Quavers and Cheesy Wotsits? And What's the ultimate Christmas film (Home Alone, obviously). The World Cup of Everything is an incredibly popular format that began life on twitter where his hilarious polls received 1.5 million votes a go becoming a national talking point, inciting debate amongst twitter users at odds over their favourites, celebrities and key figures join in, bookies offer odds on the outcome, papers report on it all as if it is a real sporting event with headlines about how Richard Osman has melted the internet. This autumn we're bringing The World Cup of Everything to the page in a brilliant book perfect for Christmas. With new competitions such as The World Cup of British Sitcoms, Christmas Songs, Animals, British Bands and so on, as well as some of the favourites that have already had the country talking: Chocolate and Crisps among them, Richard will offer commentary, share funny, quirky pieces of trivia and stand-up style entries about each of the contenders. The World Cup of Everything will offer something for everyone making it the perfect gift for pretty much anyone. This is Richard at his best: super smart, quick-witted and writing about the matters that the British public really care about.

CLAIR: We've been let loose on a book... whose bright idea was that? JAMES: We haven't got anything to say! CLAIR: Don't tell them that before they buy it... JAMES: They'll work it out eventually! CLAIR: Well, we've managed to put together some bits and pieces that might be interesting - or at least funny/weird/silly. JAMES: Probably not. CLAIR: No... probably not. Though if you like the vlogs, you might like it? JAMES: No one likes the vlogs. CLAIR: True. JAMES: Anyway, enjoy! At Home with The Buckleys is one couple's take on the wild ride that is modern marriage, parenting and adulting. Told from both sides, Clair and James share a collection of hilarious stories and comedy excursions from their early lives, years of cult TV fame, having children and setting up their YouTube channel.

About this Piano Solo Sea Monster is an original easy level piano solo composed by Michelle Ayler. Audio Preview To listen to an mp3 recording of this sheet music, please use the following link: http://goo.gl/chN4T9 Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Problems? Please contact MEA Music.

Readers of the Riz Sabir Thrillers series will know of Riz's wife, the hard-bitten, gum-chewing girl gang leader Holly ""Bang-Bang"" Kirpachi. ... Ever wondered how she got like that? - How did she meet Riz? - How did she join that girl gang? - How did she get all those awful tattoos? - And why does she think she's Japanese? Well, wonder no more. These and other questions you've been dying to ask are answered in... BANGER: Holly's school diaries from 2005 to 2007 BANGER: A sweeping tale of street racing, burlesque and Yakuza that flies from Dubai to Singapore to Tokyo and... Romford BANGER: REBELLION RUNS IN THE FAMILY