Here is the perfect handbook for the 70 million American women between 41 and 75 (the new middle age) who want to achieve unbearable hotness while wearing comfortable shoes. Full color illustrations.

After his marriage ends, Chad Stone begins a middle-aged dating adventure in search of the last great love of his life. This book is designed to help men succeed in the dating world, but it also offers women a unique, unvarnished look into the mind of a real man - revealing how a single man thinks and why he behaves as he does.--From back cover.

Are you going to allow your waist to expand and your mind to narrow without a struggle? You, who marched against war and launched the sexual revolution? You, slip into midlife without so much as a backward glance? No way! This irreverent look at life on the cusp of fifty, from two "boomer babes" who are too old to be young and way too young to be old, is just what you need to stay hip, hot and happy. From kids who won't move out to parents who don't recognize you, from cosmetics to cosmetic surgery, Boomer Babes covers it all. From such mysteries as to how to find Mr. Right (even in the wrong suit) to male menopause (did you ever doubt it?) to how to keep the AARP from finding you (it's impossible) to authors' feisty take on midlife issues will have you redefining, redesigning, and reinventing yourself before you can say "Happy Birthday!" "A witty, amusing guide to coping with aging, written by two bright successful women who thought it would never happen to them." - Donald Trump "Fast, funny, and nonfattening." - Joan Rivers

Mimicking the popular format of baby books, a gently satirical celebration of middle age offers space to record Memorable Firsts--liver spot, conservative opinion--Primary Care givers--Manicurist, Hair Colorist--and other indications of the onset of mid-life.