Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.

Arty Farty Marty loves to surf and paint! Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of seven of the world's most famous artists. Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Claude Monet, Sidney Nolan, Jackson Pollock and Reg Mombassa.But what happens when Marty's arty farty ways get a bit too farty?

Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.

What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Grownups who wax nostalgic about their youth are given an in-your-face visual tour through twelve terrible experiences of childhood, including bedtime monsters and "atomic wedgies."

Happy Birthday Marty! Never judge a book by its cover! This is referencing people, don't judge a person by what they look like. Just like the cover of this book, they are not what you think. Please be kind to one another. Everyone deserves it, EVERYONE! No one is a mind reader, so express yourself and your thoughts calmly in words.