Self Righteous Loud Mouth Idiots Actin' Like No Listenin Headstrong Jerks
Title | Self Righteous Loud Mouth Idiots Actin' Like No Listenin Headstrong Jerks PDF eBook |
Author | James M. Spears |
Publisher | James M. SPears |
Pages | 114 |
Release | 2014-01-06 |
Genre | Humor |
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These twelve stories filled with humor, laughter, and satire will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Crazy People. Lunatics, and Complete Idiots
Title | Crazy People. Lunatics, and Complete Idiots PDF eBook |
Author | James M. Spears |
Publisher | James M. SPears |
Pages | 103 |
Release | 2019-03-31 |
Genre | Humor |
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The funniest stories on the face of the Earth, told in detail as they happened will keep you laughing all day long.
Loud Lula
Title | Loud Lula PDF eBook |
Author | Katy S. Duffield |
Publisher | Two Lions |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2015 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781477827765 |
Lula may be a pint-sized gal, but she's got a BIG ol' voice Since her birth, Lula's LOUD voice has wreaked ten kinds of havoc across Pryor County, disrupting humans and animals alike. Lula's parents are worried: What's going to happen when Lula starts school? Will Lula ever learn to use her "inside voice"? But when Lula spots something sinister making its way toward town, it seems that she may have found just the right use for that BIG ol' voice after all. With a text chock-full of Southern charm and silly digital illustrations that bring this tall tale to life, kids will giggle at the antics of the unforgettable LOUD Lula.
Compulsion
Title | Compulsion PDF eBook |
Author | Martina Boone |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 269 |
Release | 2014-10-28 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 1481411241 |
Beautiful Creatures meets The Body Finder in Compulsion, the first novel in a spellbinding new trilogy. All her life, Barrie Watson has been a virtual prisoner in the house where she lived with her shut-in mother. When her mother dies, Barrie promises to put some mileage on her stiletto heels. But she finds a new kind of prison at her aunt’s South Carolina plantation instead—a prison guarded by an ancient spirit who long ago cursed one of the three founding families of Watson Island and gave the others magical gifts that became compulsions. Stuck with the ghosts of a generations-old feud and hunted by forces she cannot see, Barrie must find a way to break free of the family legacy. With the help of sun-kissed Eight Beaufort, who knows what Barrie wants before she knows herself, the last Watson heir starts to unravel her family’s twisted secrets. What she finds is dangerous: a love she never expected, a river that turns to fire at midnight, a gorgeous cousin who isn’t what she seems, and very real enemies who want both Eight and Barrie dead.
Seven Up
Title | Seven Up PDF eBook |
Author | Janet Evanovich |
Publisher | St. Martin's Press |
Pages | 373 |
Release | 2010-04-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 142997155X |
The smash-hit #1 bestselling author Janet Evanovich takes you on the ride of your life in the next Stephanie Plum adventure, Seven Up! Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the task of finding him and dragging his decrepit ass back to jail. Not such an easy job, it turns out, since DeCooch has learned a lot of tricks over the years and isn't afraid to use his gun. He's already shot Loretta Ricci, an innocent old lady, and left her for worm food in his shed. He wouldn't mind shooting Stephanie next. Likeable losers (and Steph's former high school classmates) Walter "MoonMan" Dunphy and Dougie "The Dealer" Kruper have inadvertently become involved with DeCooch. They've gotten sucked into an operation that is much more than simple cigarette smuggling and holds risks far greater than anyone could have imagined. When Dougie disappears, Steph goes into search mode. When Mooner disappears, she calls in the heavy artillery and asks master bounty hunter Ranger for help. Ranger's price for the job? One night with Stephanie, dusk to dawn. Not information she wants to share with her sometime live-in roommate, vice cop Joe Morelli, A typical dilemma in the world of Plum. And on the homefront, Stephanie's "perfect" sister, Valerie, has decided to move back to Trenton, bringing her two kids from hell with her. Grandma Mazur is asking questions about being a lesbian, and Bob, the bulimic dog, is eating everything in sight--including the furniture. Mud wrestling, motorcycles, fast cars, fast food, and fast men. It's Janet Evanovich's Seven Up.
Cinderella
Title | Cinderella PDF eBook |
Author | Lee Ahlin |
Publisher | Samuel French, Inc. |
Pages | 60 |
Release | 2000 |
Genre | Drama |
ISBN | 9780573626456 |
"Retelling of the classic story, set in New Orleans during the Civil War -- Anne Marie Luise deVille, helps win a battle for the Confederacy and then disappears. The governor announces a ball to celebrate the victory. The fairy godmother, a Jamaican woman, flies in and does a sprightly calypso number."--Publisher.
His Perfect Bride?
Title | His Perfect Bride? PDF eBook |
Author | Louisa Heaton |
Publisher | Harlequin |
Pages | 256 |
Release | 2015 |
Genre | Brides |
ISBN | 0373070365 |
Love where he least expects it ... GP Oliver James knows exactly what his "perfect bride" should be like-- and vibrant, unconventional new locum Lula Chance is the total opposite! Yet there's something about beautiful Lula and the heartbreak in her eyes that intrigues him ... Lula's determined not to be distracted by brooding bachelor Oliver ... no matter how gorgeous he is. She's arrived in Atlee Wold hoping to find her mother. But it's only a matter of time before she gives in to the inevitable ... Perhaps Lula might just be Oliver's perfect bride after all?