Knickers in a Twist
Title | Knickers in a Twist PDF eBook |
Author | Jonathan Bernstein |
Publisher | Canongate Books |
Pages | 295 |
Release | 2012-07-30 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0857869450 |
Brits and Americans dress the same, eat at the same chain restaurants and pass music back and forth across the Atlantic. But the second we Brits open our mouths, all bets are off. The aim of these unscholarly pages is to guide you through the jungle of British slang, uncovering the etymology but also illuminating the correct usage. And if it doesn't accomplish that, at least you'll be aware that when a British citizen describes you as a "wally," a "herbert," a "spanner," or a "bampot," he's not showering you with compliments. Knickers in a Twist is as indispensable as a London city guide, as spot-on funny as an episode of The Office, and as edifying as Eats, Shoots & Leaves. Screenwriter Jonathan Bernstein's collection of Cockney rhyming slang, insults culled from British television shows of yore, and regional and "high British" favourites provides hours of educational, enlightening, even lifesaving hilarity. PIG'S EAR Incompetent execution of a relatively simple task; also a delicious repast. BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A SHARP STICK Another way of reminding an ungrateful recipient that the paltry amount he is receiving for, say, compiling a list of British slang is better than nothing at all. SICK AS A PARROT Horribly disappointed; most frequently employed by heartbroken UK football fans after their hopes of international glory are once again dashed. FANCY THE PANTS OFF To sexually desire someone so intensely that their clothes spontaneously disappear. Only the first four words of the previous sentence are technically accurate.
Knickers in a Twist
Title | Knickers in a Twist PDF eBook |
Author | Asia Alfasi (Künstlerin) |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781906753047 |
Flying by the Seat of My Knickers
Title | Flying by the Seat of My Knickers PDF eBook |
Author | Eliza Watson |
Publisher | Elizabeth Watson |
Pages | 174 |
Release | 2016-02-20 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0989521966 |
Knickers in a Twist
Title | Knickers in a Twist PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2015 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781310468254 |
Peter likes to wear frilly underwear. He can't understand why people should care about that, but they do. He longs for a man who is willing to accept him, someone who can love him for who he is and not think that he is weak because of what he wears underneath his clothes. But where to find such a man?Alex is managing his sister's lingerie shop when he sees a man worshipping a pair of panties, and it pisses him off. He wants the man to look at him in the same way he looks at that flimsy lingerie. But why would a proper-looking man ever see him as anything other than a failure?WARNING: this story contains sex acts between consenting male adults.First published as part of the Love's Landscapes Anthology(DRiTC 2014, MMRomanceGroup)
The Trailer Park Princess with Her Knickers in a Twist
Title | The Trailer Park Princess with Her Knickers in a Twist PDF eBook |
Author | Kim Hunt Harris |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2017 |
Genre | Murder |
ISBN | 9781386439448 |
Knickers in a Twist
Title | Knickers in a Twist PDF eBook |
Author | Sophie Longwill |
Publisher | |
Pages | 122 |
Release | 2015 |
Genre | |
ISBN |
Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist!
Title | Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist! PDF eBook |
Author | Paul Cookson |
Publisher | Macmillan Children's Books |
Pages | 88 |
Release | 2002 |
Genre | Children's poetry, English |
ISBN | 9780330397698 |
A superb collection of very clever, very funny poems based on idioms, figures of speech and generally playing with words for example - Giving a Dog a Bad Name, Raining Cats and Dogs, Losing Your Marbles, Keep Your Eyes Peeled and many many more. Paws For Thought; My dog was staring at his feet; Was it something he had caught? Why no My dog was thinking. He was having paws for thought. Roger Stevens