Outrageous, hilarious, soon to be banned, Funny Stuff No One Asked For is a collection of jokes, yarns and other stuff to make your friends laugh (or hate you), from award-winning Aussie radio presenters Jimmy and Nath. Top-rating radio larrikins and self-proclaimed funnymen Jimmy & Nath are on a mission to make you laugh–whether you like it or not. Cringe-worthy dad jokes. Creative insults and nicknames for the workplace. Pick-up lines you really, really, really shouldn't use, and side-splitting stories from your favourite celebs. The funny stuff within these pages has a 99%* chance of brightening your day, helping you get lucky, improving your watercooler chat and, in some cases, earning you a slap in the face. It's the book of unexpected joy that nobody asked for, but everyone needs. *Results may vary; consult your GP if symptoms persist. 'RUN NOW FOR THIS BOOK. GO GET IT BEFORE IT GOES. AND BUY YOUR OWN BOOK, DON'T READ ANYONE ELSE'S!' JESSICA MAUBOY (SINGER/ONE OF THE LOVELIEST HUMANS ON THE PLANET/AUSTRALIA'S SWEETHEART) 'YEAH THEY ARE PRETTY FUNNY, THESE GUYS ... SO STOP READING THIS AND BUY THE BOOK.' AMY SHARK (SINGER/SONGWRITER/INCREDIBLE PARKER OF CARS) 'I RECEIVED MY COPY OF THE BOOK EARLY AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN STITCHES EVER SINCE.' TONES AND I (ONE OF AUSTRALIA'S MOST STREAMED ARTISTS/GRAMMY NOMINEE/OBSESSED WITH JIMMY & NATH) 'I DON'T EVEN, LIKE, READ BOOKS, BECAUSE THAT'S HARD. BUT IF IT'S A BOOK FULL OF JOKES I COULD READ THAT, AND LIKE, I WILL BUY YOUR BOOK AND I WILL READ IT. CAUSE I THINK THAT'S A FUN TIME AND AN EASY READ.' MEGHAN TRAINOR (GRAMMY-WINNING SINGER-SONGWRITER) 'THESE TWO MEN THAT I MET ON A 5-MINUTE ZOOM, EVERYBODY BUY THEIR BOOK BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS.' JOJO SIWA (SINGER/DANCING SENSATION) 'YOUR SHIT HAS ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD, CONGRATS BOYS ON ALWAYS CRACKING ME UP!' MARK CUBAN (BUSINESSMAN/FILM PRODUCER/TV PERSONALITY) 'THIS BOOK ABSOLUTELY F#%&S JUST LIKE JIMMY & NATH DO!' TEDDY SWIMS (SINGER/SUPER-SEXY MOTHERF#&%ER) 'IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, SO FUNNY.' DASHA (SINGER/ALLEGED CANDLE THIEF) 'I WOULD LOVE TO READ THAT BOOK.' MADISON BEER (GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST) 'WHEN I FIRST MET YALL I FELT LIKE I HAD KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS–YOUR BOOK BETTER BE BETTER THEN HOW YOU PLAY CORNHOLE, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AGAIN!' LAINEY WILSON (GRAMMY-WINNING COUNTRY MUSIC ARTIST/SUPER-TALENTED CORNHOLE PLAYER)

Undiscovered Tasmania is your travel guide to the real Tasmania. Beyond the usual tourist attractions, this small island is brimming with special places to see and experience, and locals Rochelle and Wally Dare are here to let visitors in on their secrets. This isn’t your typical guidebook. Rochelle and Wally will take you deep into the Corinna Wilderness, along stretches of beautiful beaches and to their favourite places to camp. Sections include 'Beaches We Barefoot' (but NOT including Wineglass Bay), 'Roads We Trip', 'Towns We Explore' and 'Wildlife We Respect'. There's also advice for travelling on Tasmanian roads, a road toolkit, stories of locals and a focus on Tassie’s burgeoning food scene, from farm-to-plate restaurants to the best fish and chips in the state. Many experiences are uniquely Tasmanian like the Floating Sauna on Lake Derby, while the diversity of landscapes include the moon-like mining town of Queenstown and the rolling green hills of King Island that make it so perfect for dairy products. Featuring Rochelle's stunning photography throughout, this guide will take you to those places that fly under the radar, but represent the ultimate travel destinations across the Apple Isle. They're hidden gems and places that Rochelle and Wally hold dear in their hearts.

Some random Mexican jokes from the book: A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not." *** A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold." Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm." Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone" *** What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours! Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted. Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it. 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop. Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes!

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***PRE-ORDER FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK . . . AGAIN: MORE OF YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY THE QI ELVES NOW*** The perfect gift for all those big and little kids in your life who ask 'why...?'. WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY ZOE BALLPre-order the next book in this series, 222 QI Answers to Your Quite Ingenious Questions, published in paperback on 3rd November.'QI have outdone themselves!' ALAN DAVIES 'Fabulous . . . A cracker of a book!' SUE PERKINS'The QI Elves are barnstormingly brilliant.' ZOE BALL'Genuinely useful and endlessly fascinating.' THE SPECTATOR'Hilarious.' DAILY MAILThe QI Elves are the brains behind the enduringly popular BBC TV panel show QI.Every Wednesday the Elves appear on The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show where they answer the ponderings and wonderings of BBC Radio 2's most inquisitive listeners.Dive into this splendid collection of listeners' unusual questions and some unexpected answers that are sure to make your head spin on topics ranging from goosebumps to grapefruit, pizza to pirates and everything in-between. Generously sprinkled with extra facts and questions from the Elves, Funny You Should Ask . . . is essential reading for the incurably curious. How much water would you need to put out the Sun?If spiders can walk on the ceiling, why can't they get out of the bath?Why do dads make such bad jokes?Why does red mean 'stop' and green mean 'go'?Can I dig a tunnel to the other side of the Earth?How do plant seeds know which way is up?Can you fill up a black hole?Who popularised the recorder, and where can I get hold of them?For more from the team behind QI, visit qi.com. You can also follow QI's fact-filled Twitter account @qikipedia and listen to their weekly podcast at nosuchthingasafish.comFor more mind-boggling nuggets of wisdom check out the QI FACTS SERIES

“A free-wheeling vehicle . . . an unforgettable ride!”—The New York Times Cat’s Cradle is Kurt Vonnegut’s satirical commentary on modern man and his madness. An apocalyptic tale of this planet’s ultimate fate, it features a midget as the protagonist, a complete, original theology created by a calypso singer, and a vision of the future that is at once blackly fatalistic and hilariously funny. A book that left an indelible mark on an entire generation of readers, Cat’s Cradle is one of the twentieth century’s most important works—and Vonnegut at his very best. “[Vonnegut is] an unimitative and inimitable social satirist.”—Harper’s Magazine “Our finest black-humorist . . . We laugh in self-defense.”—Atlantic Monthly

The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.