Jake the Fake Keeps It Real
Title | Jake the Fake Keeps It Real PDF eBook |
Author | Craig Robinson |
Publisher | Crown Books For Young Readers |
Pages | 146 |
Release | 2017 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0553523511 |
Having faked his way into the Music and Art Academy, a performing arts school for gifted students where his talented older sister rules, sixth-grader Jake, a jokester who can barely play an instrument, will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.
Jake the Fake Keeps it Real
Title | Jake the Fake Keeps it Real PDF eBook |
Author | Craig Robinson |
Publisher | Crown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 162 |
Release | 2017-03-28 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0553523538 |
For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate comes the first book in a side-splitting illustrated series from comedian and film star Craig Robinson, #1 New York Times bestselling author Adam Mansbach, and NAACP History Maker recipient and cartoonist Keith Knight. Jake can barely play an instrument, not even a kazoo. And his art? It’s better suited for Pictionary than Picasso. Which is a real problem because Jake just faked his way into the Music and Art Academy for the gifted and talented (and Jake is pretty sure he is neither). More jokester than composer, Jake will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him. Featuring more than 160 illustrations, Jake the Fake is sure to bring the laughs with his hilarious high jinks!
Jake the Fake Keeps His Cool
Title | Jake the Fake Keeps His Cool PDF eBook |
Author | Craig Robinson |
Publisher | Crown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 162 |
Release | 2020-06-16 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0553523597 |
For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate comes the third book in this laugh-out-loud series about a class clown faking his way through middle school from comedian and film star Craig Robinson, #1 New York Times bestselling author Adam Mansbach, and NAACP History Maker recipient and cartoonist Keith Knight. Life couldn't be better for Jake. He's a student at Music and Arts Academy and a budding comedian, and he finally put an end to his fake-ster ways . . . or so he thought. There's a new girl at school, and Jake would do anything to impress her, even pretending to be a master chef. And a world-renowned barber? But at home, Jake is less impressed with his mom's news: she's pregnant. Now Jake has to fake being happy about becoming the Middle Child. The King of Cool is about to drop his chill. Luckily, he has good friends and laughs on his side, along with more than two hundred illustrations--all about him!
Go the F**k to Sleep
Title | Go the F**k to Sleep PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Mansbach |
Publisher | Akashic Books |
Pages | 18 |
Release | 2011-06-14 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1453271023 |
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Diamond Willow
Title | Diamond Willow PDF eBook |
Author | Helen Frost |
Publisher | Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR) |
Pages | 148 |
Release | 2016-09-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1466896345 |
There's more to me than most people see. Twelve-year-old Willow would rather blend in than stick out. But she still wants to be seen for who she is. She wants her parents to notice that she is growing up. She wants her best friend to like her better than she likes a certain boy. She wants, more than anything, to mush the dogs out to her grandparents' house, by herself, with Roxy in the lead. But sometimes when it's just you, one mistake can have frightening consequences . . . And when Willow stumbles, it takes a surprising group of friends to help her make things right again. Using diamond-shaped poems inspired by forms found in polished diamond willow sticks, Helen Frost tells the moving story of Willow and her family. Hidden messages within each diamond carry the reader further, into feelings Willow doesn't reveal even to herself. Diamond Willow is a 2009 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.
Just Try One Bite
Title | Just Try One Bite PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Mansbach |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 40 |
Release | 2022-03-22 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0593324153 |
An instant New York Times bestseller! From the bestselling author of Go the **** to Sleep and healthy eating advocate Camila Alves McConaughey comes a whimsical role reversal in which picky eater parents are confronted by their three kids, with hilarious results These three kids are determined to get their parents to put down the ice cream, cake, and chicken fried steak to just try one bite of healthy whole foods. But it's harder than it looks when these over-the-top gagging, picky parents refuse to give things like broccoli and kale a chance. Kids will love the jaunty rhyme that's begging to be read aloud and the opportunity to be way smarter—and healthier—than their parents.
Pottymouth and Stoopid
Title | Pottymouth and Stoopid PDF eBook |
Author | James Patterson |
Publisher | Jimmy Patterson |
Pages | 336 |
Release | 2017-06-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0316545708 |
In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names -- and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs -- it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents:There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)