If You Give a Bunny a Beer
Title | If You Give a Bunny a Beer PDF eBook |
Author | Sam Miserendino |
Publisher | Skyhorse |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2018-07-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781510733954 |
A raucous parody—DEFINITELY NOT FOR CHILDREN—of the popular If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum present the Addicted Animal Series. If You Give a Bunny a Beer is a book for moms and dads whose fondness for Budweiser, Heinecken, or Coors Light might be a little more evolved than their parenting skills. Here is the story of a rabbit who had just one too many. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.
If You Give a Bear a Bong
Title | If You Give a Bear a Bong PDF eBook |
Author | Sam Miserendino |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 81 |
Release | 2018-07-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1510734023 |
The second installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Bear a Bong is a children's book for former children. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a bear who had just one too many hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children?s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.
If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail
Title | If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail PDF eBook |
Author | Sam Miserendino |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 66 |
Release | 2020-03-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1510750681 |
A raucous parody—DEFINITELY NOT FOR CHILDREN—of the popular If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum present the third installment of the Addicted Animal Series. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a kitty who plunges into a night of adventures and misadventures after she invites her friends over for a cocktail or two...or three. It's a night she'll never forget that she can't even remember. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.
If You Give a Dog a Doobie
Title | If You Give a Dog a Doobie PDF eBook |
Author | Sam Miserendino |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 70 |
Release | 2021-04-06 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1510765956 |
The fourth installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum’s Addicted Animal Series Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Dog a Doobie tells the tale of a pot-loving pooch whose toking neighbor gives him the best treat ever. The book follows the dog as he experiences the highs and lows of being high and it reveals whether or not it's possible to teach a stoned dog new tricks . . .or to even get him to remember old ones! Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing pot and cute pups.
Hex Appeal
Title | Hex Appeal PDF eBook |
Author | Linda Wisdom |
Publisher | Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Pages | 371 |
Release | 2008-11-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1402233876 |
The second book in the Hex series features feisty witch Jazz and her drop-dead gorgeous vampire cop boyfriend in a new installment. On again, off again for over 300 years, Jazz and Nick are finally back together, but then Jazz thinks Nick has bitten her. Separated again, upset and angry, the two of them start having violent, recurring dreams in which each one figures in disturbing and menacing ways. They can't sleep, they can't eat, and they finally figure out they'd better get together and discover who's poisoning their dreams—and their relationship. Full of the fantastic secondary characters that Linda Wisdom's fans know and love, including Jazz's sister witches and a cast of delectable supernatural male characters, Hex Appeal is fun and funny paranormal romance at its best. "Filled with loads of sass and sensuality, plenty of laughs and a host of oddball characters who'll leave you in stitches and asking for more." —Book Loons "With a rollicking cast of supporting characters, biting wit and sensual scenes, 50 Ways to Hex Your Lover is 'a high-power keg of excitement!'" —Coffee Time Romance 4 Star Review—Romantic Times: "Longtime series author Wisdom makes a wickedly fun jump into the supernatural realm. Offbeat characters...offer insight into this highly intriguing new heroine. The balance of danger, adventure and the supernatural is excellent. With characters as rich and challenging as these, let's hope we haven't seen the last of them." "Wisdom, no stranger to romance fans, delivers a striking opening salvo in her new paranormal series... a zany, hot read." —Booklist
Assholes Finish First
Title | Assholes Finish First PDF eBook |
Author | Tucker Max |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 434 |
Release | 2011-10-18 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 1439198691 |
Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.
Wolfie the Bunny
Title | Wolfie the Bunny PDF eBook |
Author | Ame Dyckman |
Publisher | Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 41 |
Release | 2015-02-17 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0316381780 |
Families of all kinds will delight in this sweet tale of new babies, sibling rivalry, bravery, unconditional love...and veggies! The Bunny family has adopted a wolf son, and daughter Dot is the only one who realizes Wolfie can--and might--eat them all up! Dot tries to get through to her parents, but they are too smitten to listen. A new brother takes getting used to, and when (in a twist of fate) it's Wolfie who's threatened, can Dot save the day?