Fat White Vampire Blues

Fat White Vampire Blues
Title Fat White Vampire Blues PDF eBook
Author Andrew Fox
Publisher Ballantine Books
Pages 354
Release 2003-07-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0345464443

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He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.

Hunt the Fat White Vampire

Hunt the Fat White Vampire
Title Hunt the Fat White Vampire PDF eBook
Author Andrew Fox
Publisher Monstracity Press
Pages 206
Release 2021-06-12
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781954977990

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Portly vampire Jules Duchon is in trouble. The High Krewe of Vlad Tepes seeks revenge for Jules's theft of their members' body parts to restore his wife. What can a 400-pound vampire do against a hired assassin who control matter?

Bride of the Fat White Vampire

Bride of the Fat White Vampire
Title Bride of the Fat White Vampire PDF eBook
Author Andrew Fox
Publisher Ballantine Books
Pages 450
Release 2004-08-03
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0345478614

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After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What’s a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn’t desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.

Fire on Iron

Fire on Iron
Title Fire on Iron PDF eBook
Author Andrew Fox
Publisher Monstracity Press
Pages 296
Release 2014-01
Genre Mississippi
ISBN 9780989802703

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After Lieutenant Commander August Micholson loses his first ship in battle, he is offered a second chance. His new mission is to take the ironclad gunboat USS James B. Eads on a mission to destroy a hidden rebel boat yard. However, there are more forces at play than the Conferate army. On the Yazoo River, the lieutenant and crew become involved with a slave and his master who planning to use African fire spirits to destroy the Federal armies. Micholson must choose between saving the lives of every American or merging his soul with a demon.

Until the Sun Falls from the Sky

Until the Sun Falls from the Sky
Title Until the Sun Falls from the Sky PDF eBook
Author Kristen Ashley
Publisher
Pages 510
Release 2016-04-26
Genre
ISBN 9780692703205

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Leah Buchanan's family has been in service to vampires for five centuries. Even so, Leah wants nothing to do with her family's legacy. But when she's summoned to her Selection by the Vampire Dominion, under familial pressure, she has no choice but to go. Lucien has been living under the strict edicts of the Vampire Dominion for centuries but he's tired of these ancient laws stripping away everything that is the essence of the vampire. So he's taking it back. This is because Lucien has been watching and waiting for decades for Leah to become available for a Selection and he will not be limited with what he can do with her. He will have her, all of her. Therefore, Lucien is going to tame Leah, even if he gets hunted and killed for doing it. What neither Leah nor Lucien expects is the strong bond that will form between them, connecting them on unprecedented levels for mortals or immortals. And what will grow between them means they will challenge their ways of life and their union will begin the Prophesies which makes them one of three couples who will save humanity...or die in the effort.

The Palgrave Handbook of the Vampire

The Palgrave Handbook of the Vampire
Title The Palgrave Handbook of the Vampire PDF eBook
Author Simon Bacon
Publisher Springer Nature
Pages 1746
Release
Genre
ISBN 3031362535

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Fang-tastic Fiction

Fang-tastic Fiction
Title Fang-tastic Fiction PDF eBook
Author Patricia O'Brien Mathews
Publisher American Library Association
Pages 274
Release 2011
Genre Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN 0838910734

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Mathews uses a limited definition of paranormal, and examines works set, for the most part, in a relatively realistic modern world inhabited by both humans and paranormal beings.