Reproduction of the original: Humors of Falconbridge by Jonathan F. Kelley

In 'The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes', Falconbridge offers a delightful glimpse into everyday life through a series of humorous and lighthearted scenes. Written in a charming and accessible style, the book provides an engaging look at human behavior and the comedy found in the ordinary. This collection is reminiscent of the satirical works of the 18th century, highlighting Falconbridge's wit and keen observational skills. Readers can expect to be entertained and amused by the clever storytelling and relatable characters. Falconbridge's ability to capture the essence of human nature in a humorous and light-hearted way shines through in this collection. As a writer known for his humor and wit, Falconbridge brings a unique perspective to the literary world. His background in comedy and storytelling is evident in 'The Humors of Falconbridge', as he expertly weaves together comedic situations and everyday scenarios. Falconbridge's talent for creating relatable characters and charming anecdotes sets him apart as a writer who understands the intricacies of human behavior and the power of humor. I highly recommend 'The Humors of Falconbridge' to readers looking for a delightful and entertaining read. Falconbridge's wit and humor make this collection a perfect choice for those seeking a lighthearted escape into the funny side of everyday life.

Reproduction of the original: Humors of Falconbridge by Jonathan F. Kelley

A keen, genteely dressed, gentlemanly man "put up" at Beltzhoover's Hotel, in Baltimore, one day some years ago, and after dining very sumptuously every day, drinking his Otard, Margieux and Heidsic, and smoking his "Tras," "Byrons," and "Cassadoras," until the landlord began to surmise the "bill" getting voluminous, he made the clerk foot it up and present it to our modern Don Cæsar De Bazan, who, casting his eye over the long lines of perpendicularly arranged figures, discovered that—which in no wise alarmed him, however—he was in for a matter of a cool C!"Ah! yes, I see; well, I presume it's all right, all correct, sir, no doubt about it," says Don Cæsar."No doubt at all, sir," says the polite clerk,—"we seldom present a bill, sir, until the gentlemen are about to leave, sir; but when the bills are unusually large, sir—""Large, sir? Large, my dear fellow"—says the Don—"bless your soul, you don't call that large? Why, sir, a—a—that is, when I was in Washington, at Gadsby's, sir, bless you, I frequently had my friends of the Senate and the Ministers to dine at my rooms, and what do you suppose my bills averaged a week, there, sir?"