Everything one needs to know about the astrological signs of potential beaus that real astrologers are too polite to tell. Witty and wise, "How to Spot a Bastard by his Star Sign" is the perfect consolation for a lonely Valentine's Day, or the ideal gift for a recently-dumped friend.

Everything one needs to know about the astrological signs of potential beaus that real astrologers are too polite to tell. Witty and wise, "How to Spot a Bastard by his Star Sign" is the perfect consolation for a lonely Valentine's Day, or the ideal gift for a recently-dumped friend.

Meeting a man in Vegas is easy. Finding one to settle down with? Not so much. When I relocated to Sin City for my job, I decided this was my fresh start to get away from old habits, including my penchant for dating the wrong type of guy. Namely, bad boys. So, I came up with an experiment to make me expand my dating horizons. I can only talk to men whose name begins with a certain letter of the alphabet. After I meet them, we hang out, and we might date for a short period of time, but if he’s not the one I move on to the next letter. It’s easy, and it leads me to meeting all kinds of new men until one night at the bar, a very sexy bartender discovers my little plan. The cocky bastard of a bartender is Nicolás Antonio Santiago, and he’s as gorgeous as his name. Enthusiastic, charming, and clever, Nic takes to my love life with interest and helps me with my pursuits. We become fast friends, and he whisks me on his wild adventures. His impulsive ways become addictive, and while I’ve been trying to stay away from bad boys, I find myself falling for one. As our relationship grows intense, I have to push my desires aside and stay the course. Nic doesn’t do love or relationships. Even if the sexual tension between us is palpable, I have an experiment to finish, and the next letter in my list is far from N. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. My fear is when I leave, my heart will stay here too.

The winner of the Man Booker Prize, this "expertly written, perfectly constructed" bestseller (The Guardian) is now a Starz miniseries. It is 1866, and Walter Moody has come to stake his claim in New Zealand's booming gold rush. On the stormy night of his arrival, he stumbles across a tense gathering of 12 local men who have met in secret to discuss a series of unexplained events: a wealthy man has vanished, a prostitute has tried to end her life, and an enormous cache of gold has been discovered in the home of a luckless drunk. Moody is soon drawn into a network of fates and fortunes that is as complex and exquisitely ornate as the night sky. Richly evoking a mid-nineteenth-century world of shipping, banking, and gold rush boom and bust, The Luminaries is at once a fiendishly clever ghost story, a gripping page-turner, and a thrilling novelistic achievement. It richly confirms that Eleanor Catton is one of the brightest stars in the international literary firmament.

The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: Safely dump a Scorpio Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"

Looking for the heavenly body of your dreams? Have you ever longed to get a chatty Gemini to stop talking and start kissing? Do you wish you could lure that shy Cancer out of his shell and into your bedroom? What's the best way to coax a fun-loving Sagittarius into getting serious between the sheets? Wonder no more -- Sexscopes reveals the secrets to seducing the object of your desire based simply on his or her astrological sign, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. Sexscopes exposes each sign's sexual proclivities and pet peeves, providing tips and tricks for attracting a particular sun sign. For instance, did you know that Virgos are turned on by class, while Taureans get excited by cash? That Capricorns like to dominate, while Pisceans love to be possessed? That Scorpios get off on giving orgasms, while Arians prefer to get them? The sexual landscape of every sign is explicitly explored in tantalizing detail, including: -Pick-up lines that actually work -Erogenous zones, and how to work them -Compatibility ratings between each sign, in and out of bed -Favorite sexual positions, sex toys, flavors -- and more!

""The wait is over. Astrology "Uncut" is heah to provide salvation to the confused, wayward, and game-deprived. Now let us bow our heads and read. . . ." With "Astrology "Uncut, the language of the stars meets the code of the streets, the zodiac goes gangsta, and you find out how the day you were born makes you Superfly or Superfreak. Whether you're a schizophrenic Scorpio like Ol' Dirty Bastard, Capricorn cool like Mary J. Blige, or a prideful Leo cat like Jennifer Lopez, this post-hiphop manifesto dishes out the good, the bad, and everything in between--from why you gossip so damn much (communication rules Geminis!) to why you are likely to cry while watching Oprah (sensitive Cancers). You will also discover your sign's - booty rating (none, onion, or badoonkadoonk?) - worst-case scenario (Virgo: postsurgery Michael Jackson; Aries: Suge Knight?) - favorite accessory (mirror or money counter?) - erogenous zone (your office or your mama's bed?) - mix tape (music by and for cats under their sun sign) - moment (Capricorn Frazier knocking out Capricorn Ali or Libran Cochran rhyming in the courtroom?) Written by former editors of "The Source and "Honey, this is the no-holds-barred astrological guide to ghettobility--a combination of mental fitness, trifeness, and street smarts. It tells you the real deal on your sign's personality in a way that no other astrology book can.