Recipe Book for those mothers and fathers with a foul mouth! Filled with lined paper this to-do-list book will help you manage your daily plan effectively. You will be able to well manage your time, well manage your tasks and well manage your day.With smart design, you can use his to-do-list planner anywhere you prefer - your workplace, your home, or school. The cover is matte laminated softcover, which in general looks more professional and elegant. The paper weight is 60 lb, most popular quality office copy paper, so it can prevent ink leakage for a certain level.Write all your important tasks, activities, and daily schedule in this journal and plan your entire day.6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. 6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. With smart design, you can use his to-do-list planner anywhere you prefer - your workplace, your home, or school. The cover is matte laminated softcover, which in general looks more professional and elegant. The paper weight is 60 lb, most popular quality office copy paper, so it can prevent ink leakage for a certain level.Write all your important tasks, activities, and daily schedule in this journal and plan your entire day.6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. 6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity.

A great gift for that special c*nt in your life. Composition book sized Soft Matte Cover 108 pages of college ruled paper

A USA TODAY BESTSELLER Sometimes you fall for Mr. Right. And sometimes for Mr. Right Now… May Did you hear the one about the girl who walks into a bar and catches her live-in lover kissing someone else? No? You’re the only one in town who missed it. Luckily Alec is there to wrap me up in strong arms and carry me out the door before things get too ugly. And that’s not all Alec is good at. Our unexpected chemistry makes him the perfect rebound guy. Alec I should know better than to hook up with my rival’s little sister, but the fiery look in May’s eyes really turns my crank. She needs cheering up, and I’m just the guy for the job. It’s not like I’ll fall in love. Not even after a string of scorching hot trysts, and the realization that we’re good at the same things: wild nights and familial disappointment. I don’t do love, never have, never will. So this is the perfect arrangement, for both of us. Nobody would approve, but nobody has to know… This is a stand-alone novel set in the True North world. For fans of: Melanie Harlow, Corinne Michaels, Meghan March, Lauren Blakely, Julia Kent, Elle Kennedy, Tijan, CD Reiss, Kendall Ryan, Vi Keeland, Penelope Ward, Jana Aston, K Bromberg, Katy Evans, Jessica Hawkins, Kristen Proby, Penny Reid, Helena Hunting, Sally Thorne, Kristen Ashley, Helen Hoang, Kylie Scott, Christina Lauren, Jana Aston, Sawyer Bennett, Lexi Ryan, Karina Halle, Skye Warren, Kennedy Ryan, Jodi Ellen Mapas, Kristan Higgins, Jill Shalvis, Max Monroe, Susan Stoker, KA Linde, Kate Canterbary, Kristen Callihan, Samantha Young Keywords: Vermont romance, friends to lovers, forbidden romance, craft beer, entrepreneurs, bartender, best friend's little sister, big brother's best friend, small town romance.

Having a midlife crisis can really wreck your day. Annabeth Quinn isn’t entirely sure how she ended up in Montana…in a wedding dress. But, here she is, mid-meltdown. She needs to figure out where everything went wrong and fix it. To stop being such a good girl and doing everything she’s supposed to do. Have some fun. So, when the opportunity to stay in a mansion and manage her famous brother-in-law’s dog rescue pops up, she’s all over it. After all, what’s more fun than living like a billionaire and saving dogs? There’s only one catch… She’ll have to share the job—and the house—with sexy former rockstar Cane Addison. The very same man who had to cut her out of her wedding dress. (Long story) Cane is a human cinnamon roll—hot, sweet, and so ridiculously tempting you’ll do anything to have it. She’s sure a guy like him would never want an ordinary woman like her. Except…he does. Too bad giving in to their mutual attraction would just be a hot, dirty, rebound mistake. Wouldn’t it? The Has-Been and the Hot Mistake, book 2 in the Hot Has-Beens series, is a light, hilarious contemporary romance/rom com (told in 3rd person, dual point of view) that can be read as a standalone. It features a brutally hot, nice guy hero, a sexy bucket list, a dog heist, and all the snarky humor, witty banter, causal cussing, and Grandpa Frank you can handle. Happy reading! Contemporary romance, rock star romance, rockstar romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter

A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.

Get the entire collection at swearybook.com: * Release Your Anger * Memos to Shitty People * Shit Happens! * Fuck Off, I'm Coloring The book that started it all! A global bestseller, this beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside * 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit * Fucktard * Dipshit * Shit-a-brick * Wanker * Beaver Dam * Cum Guzzler * Cuntcake * Asshat * Gutter Slut * Skank * Prick * Slutbag * Moron * Fuck Off * Idiot * Twunt * Dickhead * Cockbag * Fucknugget * Cunt Muffin Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler". Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Designs Printed on Black Paper * 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, christmas swear word coloring book

"A refreshingly raw, contrasting perspective on the foolproof idea of motherhood." -- POPSUGAR "By turns painful and funny... A searingly candid memoir." -- Kirkus "Far from your cookie-cutter story of addiction . . . [I'm Just Happy to Be Here] describes Hanchett's journey to recovery and sobriety in imperfect and unconventional ways." -- Bustle In this unflinching and wickedly funny memoir, Janelle Hanchett tells the story of finding her way home. And then, actually staying there. Drawing us into the wild, heartbreaking mind of the addict, Hanchett carries us from motherhood at 21 with a man she'd known three months to cubicles and whiskey-laden domesticity, from judging meth addicts in rehab to therapists who "seem to pull diagnoses out of large, expensive hats." With warmth, wit, and searing B.S. detectors turned mostly toward herself, Hanchett invites us to laugh when we probably shouldn't and to rejoice at the unconventional redemption she finds in desperation and in a misfit mentor who forces her to see the truth of herself. A story of ego and forced humility, of fierce honesty and jagged love, of the kind of failure that forces us to re-create our lives, Hanchett writes with rare candor, scorching the "sanctity of motherhood," and leaving beauty in the ashes.