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Welcome to "Silly Tales For Children"! Within these pages, you'll embark on whimsical journeys, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the absurdity knows no bounds. Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and belly laugh your way through a collection of delightfully silly stories crafted just for you. In this book, you'll meet a cast of colorful characters: from a mischievous sock who dreams of world domination to a pancake with an identity crisis. Join them on their escapades as they navigate through wacky predicaments and unexpected twists that will leave you in stitches. But beware: these stories aren't just about laughter; they're also about friendship, courage, and the joy of embracing your quirks. Through the absurdity, you'll discover heartwarming lessons that resonate with readers of all ages. So, whether you're a kid with an insatiable appetite for silliness or an adult longing to rediscover the joy of childhood, "Silly Tales For Children" promises to tickle your funny bone and ignite your imagination. Get ready to embark on a journey where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

They call it Deadtown: the city’s quarantined section for its inhuman and undead residents. Most humans stay far from its borders—but Victory Vaughn, Boston’s only professional demon slayer, isn’t exactly human…. Boston’s zombies have suddenly become inexplicably violent—horror movie-style—resulting in a catastrophic all-out battle against humans. More troubling to Vicky is that she’s had dreams and visions of herself fighting alongside the demons. At least, she hopes they’re just visions—otherwise, that puts her on the front lines of the wrong side of the war. Vicky’s not surprised to discover that Pryce, her demi-demon cousin and loathed adversary, is behind the outbreak of the zombie plague, having formed an unholy pact with the Old Ones. Now, as the violence escalates and alliances shift, Vicky knows she’s the only one who can stop the plague. Unless the pack of hellhounds on her trail finds her first.

‘Tis the season to be jolly . . . even to your enemy! Robin and her band of merry women started stealing from The Nottingham hotel last holiday season when her niece’s medical bills became too much to bear. As this year’s holiday season approaches, Robin hopes to erase those bills for good, but there’s just one problem. Her scrooge of a boss is on to her little scheme, and he’s hired accounting firm Sterling Marian, LLP to find out what’s going on. Uncovering the reason for The Nottingham’s recent financial woes will get Jake Marian’s boss of a mother off his back and secure his place as a partner of Sterling Marian, LLP. But when Jake is forced to share an office with the hotel’s events and excursions coordinator Robin, his task becomes more than he bargained for. Unexpected sparks fly, and Robin and Jake learn there’s more to each other than meets the eye in this gender-swapped Robin Hood retelling with a modern-day, romcom twist, that’s sure to have you saying, “Fa La La” to love!

What would you do if you suddenly lost your parents? Becoming an orphan right before her senior year is not something Chloe had on her agenda. Neither was moving away from the only home she’s ever known. Rather than dealing with her grief she drowns her sorrows in a liquor induced haze and relies heavily on Hudson. The only person who truly has her happiness in mind. With his band starting to take off the only thing missing from Hudson’s life is someone to share it with. Lost in an internal battle between being the friend Chloe needs and boyfriend she wants his resolve soon weakens when they find themselves locked in their school’s auditorium for a long weekend. When these friends decide to finally become lovers, could a misunderstanding break their already unstable foundation? Or will they persevere and be exactly what the other needs? Falling for Hudson is the second book in the new adult high school romance Ashland series of interconnected standalones. ASHLAND SERIES Finding Flynn Falling for Hudson Freeing Jude Fighting for Jax KEYWORDS: rockstar romance, new adult high school romance, romance novels set in oregon, small-town romance, alexandria bishop, alpha hero, steamy romance, contemporary romance, series romance, series, first in series, dating, small town romance, alexandria bishop romance, hot romance, family saga, romance books, small town romance series, rock star romance, summer love romance, new adult high school, coming of age romance, summer romance fiction, small town romance

Do you like romance with a little bit of mystery sprinkled in? Collision will have you on the edge of your seat while tugging at your heartstrings! Some secrets are better left untold… When eighteen-year-old Kara Jones gets into a car accident on the way home from college, she’s left with more than a few bruised ribs, a busted cell phone, and a totaled car. After a slip-up at the hospital, she’s shaken to discover that her family isn’t all it seems. And now her mother’s strange behavior and willingness to do anything to protect her secrets—including pulling Kara out of school—have Kara floundering in the dark. Enter Derek Miller, a former classmate who’s dealing with family issues of his own. His nerdy charm is too much for Kara to resist, and she’s even more amazed when he agrees to help her dig into her mother’s past. Together they investigate her mother’s old friends and boyfriends, hoping to discover who Kara really is. Instead, they find disturbing connections to the dark history of Kent State University, and an ever expanding maze of mystery surrounding Kara’s birth. As Kara and Derek chase secrets, she realizes he’s the only person she can trust. But as they get closer to the truth, the disturbing answers reveal a web of evil far darker and further reaching than they’d imagined, leaving Kara to wish she’d never asked the questions in the first place. 4 Stars from Six Chicks Books: "I devoured this book in one sitting. The story was compelling and suspenseful and I was hooked at the first chapter. Collision is unique story with a well-developed plot that will leave you turning the pages at lightning speed. I adored the characters." 4.5 Stars from Lustful Literature: "I absolutely adored this book. The storyline was well written and I instantly fell in love with Derek. Kate did a great job pulling in and intertwining the lives of Kara and Derek. Once the plot line started playing out, I had really time putting this book down." 4 Stars from Best Book Boyfriends: "This a really good suspenseful story, and I love Derek and Kara together. They’re just such a solid couple for two people who are really young. When Derek tells her he can see them together forever I swooned. Their chemistry is not only sexy, but they are also playful. It brings some levity to a suspenseful story." Curl up with a copy today!