My Mum's a Twat
Title | My Mum's a Twat PDF eBook |
Author | Anoushka Warden |
Publisher | Bloomsbury Publishing |
Pages | 56 |
Release | 2018-01-08 |
Genre | Drama |
ISBN | 1786824086 |
Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Which is really hard when you've just started being a teenager. (As if growing up wasn't hard enough already...) I remember thinking if you were 'the chosen' one, why does that mean your dress sense has to be so shit? A celebration of teenage rebellion and resilience. Anoushka Warden's debut play was directed by Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.
Filthy Erotica
Title | Filthy Erotica PDF eBook |
Author | Bridget Thomson |
Publisher | PaperGram LLC |
Pages | 389 |
Release | 2023-01-24 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 3273278692 |
This collection of 35 erotic short stories explores the many facets of human sexuality, from the sensual to the taboo. Each story is a unique exploration of fantasy, passion, and desire.
Unrestricted
Title | Unrestricted PDF eBook |
Author | K.A. Berg |
Publisher | BergBooks LLC |
Pages | 280 |
Release | 2015-05-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
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We gave Inhibitions 5 stars, it was simply amazing. If we could give this novel more than a 5 star rating we definitely would. -Bloggers From Down Under WOW this book was AMAZING. I fell in love with both Tanner and Ashley in book one and was broken hearted when it ended. This book will definitely have you feeling every possible emotion. This by far is one of my top reads for this year.-EyeCandy Bookstore "I so admire Kimberly for this series, I love how she took some really touchy subjects and combined them into this gripping, fascinating story, that leaves you wrung out at the end. I can only imagine how hard it was for her to write it. Both books were so incredibly well written, I felt like I was watching a movie in my head. Her plot was consistent and well thought out, her charcaters show true depth, and her subject matter was enthralling. High 5 for a FANTASTIC, BRILLIANT series! 5 Stars for BOTH books."- Reader Review The emotional conclusion of Inhibitions.... Earning forgiveness isn’t easy. Especially when you can’t forgive yourself. How do you begin to right your wrongs? What do you do when you realize you love someone but you’ve already pushed them away? What happens when one foolish decision alters your entire world forever? How can love recover after devastating heartbreak and betrayal? What happens when everything becomes unrestricted?
The F**King Book
Title | The F**King Book PDF eBook |
Author | Allan Wood |
Publisher | AuthorHouse |
Pages | 430 |
Release | 2006-10-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1467014923 |
These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
Bottle
Title | Bottle PDF eBook |
Author | Ivor Baddiel |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 147 |
Release | 2012-02-24 |
Genre | Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | 178057441X |
Steve Fist was the football hooligan's football hooligan and Bottle is his story, so it follows that he is now the ex-football hooligan turned writer's ex-football hooligan turned writer. Between the years 1975 and 1991, not one day went by when he didn't beat the absolute living crap out of at least one person for belonging to another team's firm, looking at him, thinking about looking at him, looking at his bird, thinking about looking at his bird, knocking over his pint or breathing. It's a story about the extreme end of extreme violence, but at the same time it's a tale about the worst excesses of brutality, sadism and senseless bloodshed. It's not for the faint-hearted or, indeed, the illiterate; in fact, it's not for anyone, really. Steve threatened the publishers with a sledge-hammer and, hey presto, the book got published, but then that's how Martin Amis started, allegedly, so who knows what it might lead to? The Booker? The Pulitzer? Or maybe even the Nobel Prize for Literature? One thing is for certain, though: it's a story that every youngster thinking about a career in violence should read or have read to them, because thinking you're hard is one thing, being hard is another, but writing a book about how hard you were - now that's hard.
101 Ways to Swear in English
Title | 101 Ways to Swear in English PDF eBook |
Author | Stephen W Bradeley |
Publisher | Booktango |
Pages | 111 |
Release | 2015-03-05 |
Genre | Language Arts & Disciplines |
ISBN | 1468956507 |
Welcome to my book of 101 Ways to Swear in English. An analytically and sometimes meta-analytically study of how we the English swear. Where those words originated from and why. Their origins and rise to fame and how we use them now, sometimes years later. It occurred to me one day, that I spend my working week here in Sao Paulo, Brazil teaching students how to speak English in our school from books that are written and produced in the United Kingdom and teaching those students how to speak with our so called pure and sexy British accent. Of course, I am English and so firmly believe that "English English" is far superior to any other English spoken around the world. After all it's the mother tongue right? This book is humorous whilst been completely honest. If you are offended by bad language then switch over now. Bad language is part of our lives. This book is an attempt to teach strangers to our shores how to use the colored words in our language. As well as a satirical look at ourselves.
You're Making Me Hate You
Title | You're Making Me Hate You PDF eBook |
Author | Corey Taylor |
Publisher | Da Capo Press |
Pages | 257 |
Release | 2015-07-07 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 0306823594 |
New York Times bestselling leadsinger of Slipknot and Stone Sour's hilarious trawl through the endless backwaters of human stupidity Corey Taylor has had it. Had it with the vagaries of human behavior and life in this postmodern digital blanked-out waiting room that passes for a world. Reality TV, awful music, terrible drivers, megamalls, airports, family reunions, bad fashion choices, other people's monstrous children, and badly-behaved "adult" human beings are warping life in the twenty-first century into an often-unbearable endurance test of one's patience, fortitude, and faith. You're Making Me Hate You is a blisteringly funny diatribe that skewers the worst aspects of human behavior with a knowing eye for every excruciating detail, told in the vivid way that only Corey Taylor can. Like his previous bestselling forays, You're Making Me Hate You is an unflinching glimpse into the mind of Corey Taylor, who spares no one from his seething gaze. Make no mistake: this is not the Corey Taylor you run into at meet-and-greets or in line at the coffee shop. This is not the kind and cuddly guy who kisses babies and takes pictures with your mom while leaving a voicemail for that distant cousin in college. This is not the loveable scamp who can poke just as much fun at himself as he does at the various rubes around him, though to be fair he does save one chapter for a brutal and lacerating self-analysis. This is Corey Motherfucking Taylor. This is the Great Big Mouth. This is that bastard you wonder about when you listen to Slipknot and Stone Sour. Funny, profane, blasphemous, and above all right on target, You're Making Me Hate You is pure Corey Taylor unleashed, exposing the underbelly of human depravity in all its ragged glory.