"Funny Retirement Quotes: 100 Retirement Quotes and Experiences That Keep Your Brain Fresh"! This book of collection of quotes and anecdotes is the perfect companion for anyone who has already retired, is about to retire, or simply wants a sneak peek into the joys and pitfalls of the golden years. Dive into a world where every day feels like a weekend, where napping is a competitive sport, and where the only thing more important than your morning coffee is your afternoon nap. With 100 gut-busting quotes and experiences, you'll discover the lighter side of retirement and learn how to embrace this new chapter with a smile on your face and a spring in your step. Imagine waking up every morning with a chuckle as you read gems like, "Retirement: It's like being a teenager again, but with more money" or "Retirement: World's longest coffee break." These witty one-liners will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as you recognize the universal truths of retirement life. But this book isn't just a collection of quotes – it's a treasure trove of real-life experiences from retirees who have navigated the ups and downs of this new chapter. You'll meet characters like the newly retired gentleman who traded his briefcase for a fishing rod and his suit for a Hawaiian shirt, only to discover that his true calling was perfecting the art of the afternoon nap. Or the grandmother who, upon being asked what she does all day, replied with a twinkle in her eye, "I'm retired. Now I can finally figure out what I want to be when I grow up." "Funny Retirement Quotes" is the ultimate guide to keeping your brain sharp, your spirits high, and your funny bone tickled. This book is a must-read for anyone looking to make the most of their golden years. Don't just take our word for it – here are some more of the hilarious quotes you'll find inside: "I'm retired. My new job is being awesome." "Retirement: When you stop living at work and begin working at living." "I'm retired. My financial advisor is now my cat. He's got a knack for finding hidden stashes of catnip." "Retirement: It's not about doing nothing, it's about doing everything you never had time for." So why wait? Grab your copy of "Funny Retirement Quotes" today and discover why laughter really is the best medicine (and a lot cheaper than all those prescription pills). Whether you're looking for the perfect retirement gift, a pick-me-up after a long day of doing nothing, or just a reason to smile, this book has got you covered. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even discover a new hobby or two (like competitive napping or extreme gardening). With "Funny Retirement Quotes," the best is yet to come!

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This fun and colorful fill-in journal will help you identify everything you want to do when you retire! Its filled with spaces to list everything you want to do, now that youll finally have the time (as well as lists for ideas on ways to just relax!). Packed with upbeat quotations throughout (What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? Mary Oliver; Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Bill Watterson), itll help every retiree-to-be realize that the best is yet to come! 96 pages. 6-1/4" wide x 8-1/4" high (15.9 cm wide x 21 cm high). Full-color illustrations. Hardcover. Archival/acid-free paper. Elastic band place holder.

The word perspicacity is not only a favorite of author Dan Kerstein, it is his mantra as well. The simple definition of this word is acute mental awareness-the ability to be constantly aware of one's physical surroundings. Over the course of his life, Kerstein has learned that successful businesses are run by 'survivalists", people who can observe and understand what is going on in the 360-degree circle that surrounds them at any given time. That's perspicacity at its best. Unfortunately, Kerstein has had to deal with a gaggle of fools and know-it-alls throughout his career who have inspired the thoughts in I'm Retired: Now I Get Even on subjects such as the following: Entrepreneurship: The art of hiring and firing oneself on a regular basis Egos and intelligence: The 97% rule The twenty-first century's greatest oxymoron: Customer Service Sex, lies, and brownnosing: AKA, the truth about climbing the corporate ladder There was a long list of people Kerstein did not wish to thank for this book, but that didn't seem quite fair because they provided the cannon fodder that makes up most of the chapters. So instead, he thanks them for being stupid, ignorant, egotistical, maniacal, harmful, fatuous, indifferent, macabre, remorseless, and/or all-around jerks.

Every day, mature adults make the difficult decision that affects them for the rest of their lives. Choosing when to retire is one of the most complicated decisions anyone can make. It requires thought, research, organizational talent, and plenty of nerve. Emotions of Retirement shares the story of how a longtime entrepreneur elects to make that life-changing decision. Author Rose Catalano shares her tumultuous thoughts and feelings as she approaches the golden age. Faced with an unfamiliar reality, she describes her struggles as an ordinary person with a passion for her career as she leaves her business behind. She copes with a phenomenon of time as it points her away from her business. Catalano narrates how the success of such an undertaking can be validated only when the individual stands undeterred from the onslaught of personal and financial adjustments that come with the retirement deal. She believes the hardest part of making this call is to gather the ability to live with the decision without regrets.

Make a plan now and manifest a rewarding and abundant retirement: “A book that countless women are waiting for.” —Marianne Williamson Coach and personal finance professional Debra K. Menke spent years watching powerful women not properly plan for retirement. To help this strong tribe of women take ownership of their financial freedom, she offers this love letter as a route to retirement success. In Powerful Women Plan for Retirement, Debra helps women to: Figure out exactly how much money they’ll need in order to retire Quit guessing whether they’ll be ready to retire in ten years Create a solid retirement plan and never stress about it again Ensure their plan doesn’t fall apart, even when life happens Plan their exit strategy and start living the life of their daydreams

‘Most of us have no idea of our real creative height. We are much more gifted than we know. My tools help to nurture those gifts.’ The Artist's Way movement began more than two decades ago and has now helped millions of people around the world to discover - and recover - their creativity. Whether you want to work on a large artistic project or simply wish to experience more creativity in your life, The Artist's Way for Retirement is the perfect guide to help anyone wanting to live a more creative and vital life. Packed with engaging, thought-provoking exercises and useful tools designed to help unlock your creative energy, this book will enable you to pursue creative activities with confidence, realize the creative dreams you have been harbouring and enjoy the freedom and independence that retirement offers. Using a range of artistic forms and styles, and devised to address and support the emotional upheaval that retirement can bring, this book will take you on remarkable and transformative creative adventures.