A rib-cracking collection of the best stories of disaster, embarrassment, and sheer bad luck. You know those stories you hear once a year - the friend's brother whose holiday prank went hilariously wrong and landed him less amusingly in hospital, the colleague's neighbour who got locked out of his hotel room in his underpants in the middle of the night? Not enough accident-prone friends or can't wait for the next juicy slip-up story? FHM, the UK's best-selling men's magazine, is dedicated to preserving these gems of comedy. Every month the magazine publishes the best true tales heard across the land. And here, collected in one volume for the first time, are over 500 of the most hilarious, each one chronicling the humiliation of an FHM reader for future generations. FHM True Stories is illustrated with a selection of stylish but quirky cartoons to make this your must-have pocket book of laughs at other people's expense, satisfying the vicarious sadist in all of us. The strangest things can go wrong in the funniest way - hopefully to someone else

Sex mix-ups, mistaken identities, bits stuck, toilet trouble and all sorts of other odd occurrences_ 'FHM Presents The Biggest Book of True Stories' is filled with hundreds of the best true tales ever told, all of them reported by the disaster-prone readers of the best magazine in the world, "FHM".

What's the big deal? Unlike a lot of people, Matt Beckford is actually looking forward to turning thirty. His twenties really weren't so great...and now he has his love life, his career, his finances -- even his record collection -- pretty much in order, like any good grown-up should. But when, out of the blue, Elaine announces she "can't do this anymore," Matt is left with the prospect of facing the big three-oh alone. Compounding his misery is the fact that he has to move back in with his parents. What's it all about, Alfie? Mum and Dad immediately start driving Matt up the wall, and emails from Elaine and nights out with his old school chum Gershwin aren't enough to snap Matt out of his existential funk. So he decides to track down more old schoolmates and see how they're handling this thirty thing. One by one, he gets in touch with the rest of the magnificent seven -- Pete, Bev, Katrina, Elliot, and Ginny, his former on-off girlfriend -- and soon the old gang is back together. But they're a lot older and a lot has changed and, even if he and Ginny still seem attracted to each other, you can't have an on-off girlfriend when you're thirty. Can you?

A sexy slice of life from the greatest magazine in the world! Each month FHM, the UK's best-selling men's magazine, features some of the sauciest true-life tales you'll ever read. Now you can get a real eyeful as the best of the bunch have been brought together in one juicy must-have publication. FHM Ladies' Confessions is a rude collection of 200 stories that leave very little - in fact, in most cases nothing - to the imagination. Have you heard the one about the copulating couple whose antics on a theme park ride were caught on camera? Or the one about the hilarious outcome of a steamy threesome? These delights and many more, all described by hot and horny members of the fairer sex, are crammed inside this raunchy and revealing book.

You've done it before. Saw something wrong with him--whether it was suspect grooming habits or ridiculously childish behavior--but let it slide. It's not that big of a deal. Except it totally was. You wanted to fall in love, but ended up going insane. You swore you'd never do it again. But did. Don't beat yourself up. In the search for love, we've all either blatantly ignored or completely missed red flags. Instead, smarten up. It's time to figure out what you missed and learn how to avoid similar flagtastic fiascos in the future. If you raise your red flag awareness now, you'll be able to greenlight a real relationship down the road.

Originally published: London: HarperCollins, 2011.