A Dragon Walks Into a Bar

A Dragon Walks Into a Bar
Title A Dragon Walks Into a Bar PDF eBook
Author Jef Aldrich
Publisher Adams Media
Pages 208
Release 2019-12-03
Genre Humor
ISBN 1507212186

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This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.

Walking the Dragon's Back

Walking the Dragon's Back
Title Walking the Dragon's Back PDF eBook
Author M. M. Eboch
Publisher Carson-Dellosa Publishing
Pages 74
Release 2018-11-30
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1643697080

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Walking the Dragon's Back features 96 pages that are filled with a fun storyline, vocabulary, discussion questions, and more, to engage transitioning readers and strengthen their comprehension skills. Each World Adventure Chapter Book dives into a specific country, and readers tag along for the adventure as they encounter memorable monuments, places, culture, and history. As the story's characters venture throughout each country, they address topics such as family, friendship, and growing up, in a way that the reader can relate to. Great for independent or group reading, each book in the World Adventure Chapter Book series features 96 pages filled with complex sentences and chapters. With minimal illustrations, readers must rely on the descriptive text to understand the setting, the characters, and the plot of each book. Each book contains several detailed episodes, all centered on a single plot that will challenge the reader.

Guarding Her Dragon

Guarding Her Dragon
Title Guarding Her Dragon PDF eBook
Author Julia Mills
Publisher Julia Mills
Pages 176
Release 2024-07-12
Genre Fiction
ISBN

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What happens when a Christmas Elf with way too much sass for her little pointed ears finds a centuries-old Guardsman buried in the snow? Well, she takes him home and nurses him back to health, of course, right If only everything were that easy. With six older sisters, two baby reindeer, and an evil Gnome of an auntie hellbent on world domination, Elsa has her hands full. It’s gonna take more than a little Elven Magic and the love of her Dragon to make it to Christmas Eve, but this little elf is not giving up. She’s guarding her Dragon with all she’s got and finding out the best things in life might just come wrapped in glittering green scales.

Dragon Prophecies: Prodigy

Dragon Prophecies: Prodigy
Title Dragon Prophecies: Prodigy PDF eBook
Author L.B.B. Davis
Publisher Xlibris Corporation
Pages 587
Release 2010-05-07
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1453533710

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One hope... One dragon... A world of darkness. High adventure and action awaits Lukhanus a sixteen year old dragon and his mentor-friend Bar, a knoll pack leader who has sworn to protect their ancestral territory. A world of racism and elitism dominate their land, can this naïve hatchling overcome the biases that plagues his race? Can the six common races of the continent Lemuria put aside their indifference to unite and defeat the undead plague or will the black flame of death devour all that Lukhanus has come to love and hold dear? On the dangerous journey to find the forsaken Oracle, Lukhanus and his companions discover that it envisions both hope and despair. As was foretold by the mysterious Oracle, Evil is within the heart of all creatures; will this evil consume Lukhanus as he fights to save Lemuria and the inhabitants that dwell within its boarders?

The Dragon's Son

The Dragon's Son
Title The Dragon's Son PDF eBook
Author Margaret Weis
Publisher Macmillan
Pages 337
Release 2004-07
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0765304694

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In Mistress of Dragons we were introduced to a world where political deception, greed, and avarice have lead to a violation of the "hands off" policy of the Parliament of Dragons concerning the affairs of men. Indeed that violation threatens more than policy and order it threatens the peaceful existence of the human race. Man's only hope and his greatest threat is The Dragon's Son Twins born out of violence and raised apart. Ven (short for Vengeance) is raised in seclusion under the watchful eye of his deceased mother's Amazonian lover. He is a child whose appearance belies his heritage - half-man/ half-dragon. Marcus is raised in a court, and given all of the protections and breeding that would entail. He appears to be completely human, yet his psychic link with the brother he has never known betrays the dragon magic that lies within him. It is up to the dragon emissary who passes himself off as a man, Draconas, to protect them both before the internecine struggle destroys the Parliament of Dragons and brings an oppressive reign of fire down upon all mortal men.

Dragon Ascendants

Dragon Ascendants
Title Dragon Ascendants PDF eBook
Author Paul E. Vaughn
Publisher TouchPoint Press via PublishDrive
Pages 225
Release 2018-03-20
Genre Fiction
ISBN

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Half-elf, half-human, Tallian lives with dwarves and knows little about his birth parents. After his adopted brother runs away, hundreds of shadow bats decimate his village, and Meerkesh, Tallian’s adopted father reveals the truth about how he came to live with the dwarves in the Furin Mountains. Betrayed by the only brother he has ever known, Tallian and the dwarves flee from Fearoc, the evil elf who controls Luminess. Against what seems to be impossible odds, dwarves, elves, dragons, and men unite against Fearoc in hopes of freeing Luminess.

The Dragon Chronicles

The Dragon Chronicles
Title The Dragon Chronicles PDF eBook
Author Real Dragon
Publisher Xlibris Corporation
Pages 105
Release 2015-02-27
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1503545806

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The Dragon Chronicles is a product of the authors fascination for dragons, the Chinese Astrology in particular. He came up with this concept and weaves around a story that is based on his childhood, an interesting and wonderful journey that he treasures even in adult life. In this book, youngsters are taken to a unique and mystifying world where dragons thrive. A symbolic depiction of true human characters, in which social structures are based on interactions, positions and roles, this creation brings to life the magnificent elements of relationships. With a myriad of insightful lessons about family life, values and friendships, this literary masterpiece will take readers on an exciting journey like no other. This is the second book in the Dragon series. The book will examine the Baby Dragons, examine the compassionate and romantic relationship between Bear and Smoker Dragon, and examine the adventures of Real Dragon and the Cat Dragons.