Custardly Wart: Pirate (third class)

Custardly Wart: Pirate (third class)
Title Custardly Wart: Pirate (third class) PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing
Pages 129
Release 2012-12-20
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408819333

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At the Dankmarsh School for poor orphans, the childen sleep four to a bed and exist on watery porridge. Teachers don't last long, and so when a new one arrives they are intrigued, especially since he has an eyepatch a huge moustach and calls himself the Captain. Miss Scrubshaw interviews him for the post, though he and his cousin 'Mr Mate' seem most interested in the ancient map on her wall. The Captain introduces new lessons: compass use, swordcraft and biscuit identification. On a school trip to visit the Black Barnacle, a ship owned by an 'old pal', the Captain gives Miss Scrubshaw the slip and it dawns on the children that the ship has cast off, and they are the new crew! Bound, they discover, for Doom Island and a perilous quest for hidden treasure, at the mercy of the Captain and his dastardly plan...

Curse of the Evil Custard

Curse of the Evil Custard
Title Curse of the Evil Custard PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing
Pages 171
Release 2015-08-13
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408825325

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Welcome back to Mighty High – the school for superheroes. When Dr Sinister hatches his latest plan to take over the world, and creates evil custard that turns children into deadly blob monsters, what better place to try it out than an unsuspecting school? Little does Dr Sinister realise that Mighty High is a school for superheroes – they are all acting ordinary to pass the school inspection! Can Stan, Minnie, Miles and, of course, Pudding the Wonder Dog come up with an anti-custard-dote in time? With fully integrated black and white illustrations throughout, this laugh-out-loud series is perfect for young readers.

Ditherus Wart: (Accidental) Gladiator

Ditherus Wart: (Accidental) Gladiator
Title Ditherus Wart: (Accidental) Gladiator PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 129
Release 2012-12-20
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408819341

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Based on the dubious members of the Wart family tree, each book will focus on the adventurous life and turbulent times of a different 'Wart' from pirate to gladiator as he (or she) experiences the peculiar misfortunes which befall all Warts throughout the centuries. Book 1 is set in Roman times. Emperor Porcus Maximus is coming for dinner and so Ditherus and his faithful slave Punio are sent (by Ditherus's mother) to market for supplies. But Ditherus is tempted into buying a sword from a mysterious peddler. Searched by centurion Marcus Furius when he gets home, Ditherus is thrown into prison when the sword is discovered and sentenced to death as a traitorous thief (with Punio). At the last minute Gutsus the gladiator arrives, looking to buy new recruits. Ditherus and Punio are taken to Gladiator School where the motto is 'Death or Glory - but most likely Death'. If ever Ditherus needed a cunning plan, it's now... .

Honesty Wart: Witch Hunter!

Honesty Wart: Witch Hunter!
Title Honesty Wart: Witch Hunter! PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 100
Release 2012-12-20
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408819015

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Life for Honesty and his sisters Mercy and Patience is not a bundle of laughs. His family are strict Puritans and singing, dancing and anything that sounds like fun is forbidden. Life, Honesty thinks, can't get much worse when Christmas is cancelled by order of the government. But he is wrong - the real problem is Gran who has one tooth, a hooked nose, a very hairy chin and a pet toad called Merlin. Honesty suspects she may be a witch, especially since she's been helping the neighbours with love potions and cures for sick pigs. When the WitchFinder General - Ezekial Bones visits the village, Honesty is convinced his family's terrible secret will be discovered. Can he save Gran from the terrible Three Tests for Witches (eg pond ducking - if she swims she's a witch, if she drowns she's innocent.) For a boy who has never told a lie in his whole life - it's asking a lot.

Sir Bigwart: Knight of the Wonky Table

Sir Bigwart: Knight of the Wonky Table
Title Sir Bigwart: Knight of the Wonky Table PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 98
Release 2012-12-20
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408818973

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When King Eggnog rashly offers the hand of his daughter Princess Miranda in marriage, Sir Bigwart sets out on a daring quest with his faithful squire Toby in tow. The quest is to bring back a tooth of the Ogre of Ghastly Fell, a fearsome, flesh-eating giant whose breath is so bad it can knock you at a hundred paces and whose two heads are constantly squabbling with each other. Sir Bigwart's real talent is for empty boasting so he's going to need a lot of help from his resourceful squire on the way - which is a little awkward since Toby is secretly in love with Princess Miranda himself. To make matters more complicated, Miranda is bored of embroidering her dad's coat of arms on cushions - she's coming along for the ride and anyone who tries giving her orders had better watch out.

Iggy the Urk: BOOOM!

Iggy the Urk: BOOOM!
Title Iggy the Urk: BOOOM! PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 146
Release 2011-08-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 140882518X

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Old Grumbly, a massive volcano that looms over the Urk valley, has begun to rumble and many Urks fear The End of the World is nigh. They agree that the only way to avoid catastrophe is for someone to climb the volcano and make an offering to the ancestors. Preferably, this someone should be the Urk selected to succeed Chief Hammerhead at the momentous Anointing Ceremony . . . which just so happens to be Iggy. Now Borg can implement his latest plan to snatch control of the Urk tribe for himself, with the help of the Noneck tribe we met in the first book in the series, Oi, Caveboy!. It's time for Iggy to come up with a cunning plan.

Superhero School

Superhero School
Title Superhero School PDF eBook
Author Alan MacDonald
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 177
Release 2015-06-09
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408825236

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Captain Underpants meets Marvel comics in this very funny and very silly new series from the bestselling author of Dirty Bertie