Cruel and Unusual Idiots

Cruel and Unusual Idiots
Title Cruel and Unusual Idiots PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 289
Release 2009-06-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740792091

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Some wonder why and some wonder why not. But it's the latter ones who make you scratch your head and say, 'What in the world were you thinking?'" Former Saturday Night Live writer Leland Gregory skewers cruel crooks and the idiotically inane. From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and political pandering to foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Inside this collection, Gregory offers more than 275 accounts of human stupidity at its most malicious and peculiar: * In August 2006, 40-year-old Darrel Rodgers was treated at a Bloomington, Indiana, hospital for a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his left knee. Rogers explained that he shot himself seeking to relieve the pain in his knee, which probably stemmed from shooting himself in the same knee ten years earlier. * And, because some of the stories are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information--including its verified news source.

Stupid Science

Stupid Science
Title Stupid Science PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 226
Release 2009-06-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740792113

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Consider these cases of misdirected human activity, each in the name of science: The Illinois Department of Conservation spent $180,000 to study the contents of owl vomit. Georgia State University psychology professor James Dabbs discovered in 1988 that trial lawyers have about 30 percent more testosterone in their bodies than normal people (regardless of gender). Dabbs stated in the Journal of Applied Social Psychology that high testosterone levels are often linked to aggressiveness and "antisocial behavior." We all knew that lawyers were full of something—now we know it's testosterone. What do stinky cheese and unclean feet have in common? They both attract mosquitoes according to a November 8, 1996 article from Reuters.

Stupid Conservatives

Stupid Conservatives
Title Stupid Conservatives PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 226
Release 2012-04-10
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449409849

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Weird and wacky tales from the right wing.

Stupid Liberals

Stupid Liberals
Title Stupid Liberals PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 210
Release 2012-04-10
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449410057

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Weird and wacky tales and from the left wing.

Stupid Texas

Stupid Texas
Title Stupid Texas PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 162
Release 2010-04-13
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449400388

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New York Times best-selling author Leland Gregory is definitely messing with Texas in his book Stupid Texas. This time, Leland--who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity's stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, cruelty, and history--collects evidence to prove the widespread belief that deep in the heart of Texans lies an extraordinary capacity for absurdity. Culled from print, online, and broadcast media, Stupid Texas is an uproarious collection of true stories, trivia, and factoids about the Lone Star State, such as: * "In 1875, James Stephen Hogg, the first native-born Texan to become the state's governor, named his daughter--Ima." * In 1984, a Texas District Court judge sentenced a 31-year-old Houston man to 35 years in prison--for stealing a 12-ounce, $2 can of Spam." Ridiculous, outrageous, bizarre, and comical, Stupid Texas is ideal for both kinds of people--those who love Texas and those who hate it.

Stupid on the Road

Stupid on the Road
Title Stupid on the Road PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 258
Release 2010-04-20
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449400175

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The bestselling chronicler of human stupidity shares tales of unruly passengers, dumb drivers, and the people who put the “loco” in locomotive . . . New York Times-bestselling author Leland Gregory presents a riotous collection of the unbelievably bizarre events and behavior that result when people strap themselves in for a ride. Gregory, who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity’s stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, and more—now turns his attention to idiots on the road, on the rails, and in the air. From mind-boggling insurance claims (“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car”), to the cops who went after an erratic driver and found an iguana at the wheel, to the overweight woman who thought the airline purposely put a tag calling her “FAT” on her luggage (it was the airport code for Fresno), these true stories ranging from the horrifying to the hilarious will have you shaking your head at the misadventures that have occurred as people attempt to get from point A to point B.

Stupid California

Stupid California
Title Stupid California PDF eBook
Author Leland Gregory
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 162
Release 2010-04-13
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449400361

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Best-selling author Leland Gregory--who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity's stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, cruelty, and history--is back with Stupid California. This time, Gregory builds a case for the common suspicion that Californians, from movie moguls to beach bums, have a special affinity for idiocy. Culled from print, online, and broadcast sources, Stupid California is a hilarious collection of true stories, trivia, and factoids about the Golden State, such as: * "California's state animal is the California grizzly bear, which is also on the state flag. The bear was honored in 1953, a full 31 years after the last known bear in the state was killed." * "During the 1980s, in a bold stroke against terrorism, the Chico City Council banned nuclear weapons, enacting a mandatory $500 fine for anyone detonating a nuclear weapon within city limits." Silly, shocking, weird, and amusing, Stupid California is ideal for both kinds of people--those who love California and those who hate it.