Crap Jokes
Title | Crap Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Jonathan Swan |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 396 |
Release | 2018-08-16 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1473562279 |
Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact. What happened when the human cannonball was late for work? He got fired! See?! Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.
Viz Book of Crap Jokes
Title | Viz Book of Crap Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Chris Donald |
Publisher | |
Pages | 93 |
Release | 1996-12-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781870870863 |
World's Worst Jokes
Title | World's Worst Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Tony Husband |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 156 |
Release | 2013-11-18 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1448177782 |
Most joke books at least attempt to make you laugh. A chuckle, a giggle, even an outright guffaw. Something you can repeat to your friends and be guaranteed to raise a smile. That's what a joke book is for. Right? Well, not this one. This is a collection of the world's most cringe-worthy jokes told by Tony Husband, proud contender for the title of world's worst joke-teller. Jokes so awful they will make you wince, groan and bang your head in disbelief. And should you tell them to your friends, they won't be your friends much longer. Dip in, and prepare not to be amused.
The Little Book of Toilet Jokes
Title | The Little Book of Toilet Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Sid Finch |
Publisher | Summersdale |
Pages | 105 |
Release | 2018-09-13 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1786858916 |
What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
My Favorite Jokes
Title | My Favorite Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Bob Carroll |
Publisher | |
Pages | 152 |
Release | 2019-09-07 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781691339334 |
In this book is a collection of jokes from around the world. Bob Carroll has accumulated one liners and short jokes over the years and now he has put them in book form. Bob Carroll held the Guinness Book of Records for telling jokes for over 24 hours in 1979. For the last years, he has posted four or five jokes a day on Facebook to brighten the day of his friends and fans. Most of these jokes are from Bob's files and a lot of them he created just for Facebook. He performed professionally as a comedy magician and ventriloquist. When he retired, he still wanted to make people laugh so he started writing jokes on the internet. Bob loves the clean, fun, corny, good and even bad jokes. Puns? One of the lowest forms of humor but who doesn't want to groan over a bad joke. You will find a lot of them in this collection of comedy. No claim is made that these are all original jokes. They are floating around as memes, one liners and hiding out on web pages. Bob wanted to find the ones that made him laugh and hopefully, you will too!
Crap Dad Jokes
Title | Crap Dad Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Ian Allen |
Publisher | Portico |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2013-06-06 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781907554940 |
What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico’s Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Word count: 35,000
Pretty Good Joke Book
Title | Pretty Good Joke Book PDF eBook |
Author | Garrison Keillor |
Publisher | Blackstone Publishing |
Pages | |
Release | 2021-08-10 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.