Cowzat!

Cowzat!
Title Cowzat! PDF eBook
Author Bruce Atherton
Publisher
Pages 32
Release 2014-09
Genre Cows
ISBN 9781922081407

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Cowzat !

Cowzat !
Title Cowzat ! PDF eBook
Author Bruce Atherton
Publisher
Pages 32
Release 2010
Genre Australian poetry
ISBN 9781921136658

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At last the true story of how cricket was invented! Not in England or even in India, but right here in Australia ! It was on one fateful day when dairy cow Daisy May got a cricket up her nose and sneezed. Her friend Floppy May grabbed a stick from a nearby willow tree and whacked the flying cricket over the fence with a pleasant-sounding click. All the other cows gathered round to have a go and very soon they had worked out a set of rules and were playing cricket, the new craze, in the paddock from dawn till dusk... Told in rollicking verse and with zany illustrations, this book will bowl you over!

Carry a Big Stick

Carry a Big Stick
Title Carry a Big Stick PDF eBook
Author Tim Ferguson
Publisher Hachette Australia
Pages 222
Release 2013-09-24
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 0733629504

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A funny, poignant and inspirational story of widely acclaimed comedian, writer and producer, Tim Ferguson. Tim Ferguson was a star of the international comedy circuit. Along with Paul McDermott and Richard Fidler he was part of the edgy, provocative and very funny Doug Anthony Allstars (DAAS). In 1994 they were at the height of their powers, performing in a season at the Criterion Theatre on Piccadilly Circus. The three mates, who began busking on the streets of Canberra a decade earlier, had achieved their ambition to become the self-styled rock stars of comedy. Then, all of a sudden, Tim woke up one morning and his whole left side wouldn't work. He'd had a lurking suspicion that something was wrong and after more episodes he went to a doctor thinking he'd be told to change his diet and get more sleep. It wasn't so simple. An eventual diagnosis of multiple sclerosis (MS) meant an end to the frenetic, high-energy life he was living. Carry a Big Stick is a chance for Tim to tell his story. He wants to make people laugh but also give inspiration to all the people doing it hard. A lot of people keep MS to themselves because it's invisible. In Tim's case, he has the stick. 'It's such a visible sign that something's happened; it's just easier if people know.' Carry a Big Stick meanders through Tim's life, and explains how the boy who went to nine schools in 13 years got used to saying, 'Hi, I'm the new kid'. It will detail his ambitions to become an actor and how the Doug Anthony Allstars were born and went on to become what Rolling Stone called 'The 3 amigos from hell'. Diagnosis changed a lot of things but Tim's quick wit and sense of humour weren't affected. This inspiring memoir shows us that you can laugh in the face of adversity.

Who Flung Dung?

Who Flung Dung?
Title Who Flung Dung? PDF eBook
Author Ben Redlich
Publisher Sky Pony
Pages 28
Release 2013-08-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9781620875438

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It's a pleasant day for Furley the monkey until someone flings dung at him! Nobody is around to confess, so Furley goes on an investigation. "Who flung dung?!" Furley demands of Elephant and Rhinoceros. They deny everything, offended that Furley would think them capable of dung-flinging. Python and Crocodile didn't fling the dung, and neither did Lion or Vulture! So who was it? As Furley becomes more and more frustrated, readers will giggle more and more loudly. But even though he's frustrated, Furley's not going to give up. He's on a mission to find that dung-flinging culprit! Even parents will delight in the quirky scatological humor of Ben Redlich's Who Flung Dung? Redlich's silly, sparse illustrations complement the story beautifully; both parents and children are sure to love the outraged faces of the animals accused of dung-flinging. This is a must-read for anyone who appreciates the humor of poop.

Circus Carnivore

Circus Carnivore
Title Circus Carnivore PDF eBook
Author Mark Svendsen
Publisher Lothian Children's Books
Pages 32
Release 2005
Genre Children stories, Australian
ISBN 9780734407542

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Inside the mind of a noisy, tantrumming child is the Noise-A-Matron, the nonsense machine that makes all her wailingly, naughty noises. This work enables us to meet all the workers who make sure the machine is always going full blast.

The Cheeky Monkey

The Cheeky Monkey
Title The Cheeky Monkey PDF eBook
Author Tim Ferguson
Publisher
Pages 436
Release 2013-02-28
Genre
ISBN 9781459660014

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"The Cheeky Monkey" is written by one of Australia's most accomplished performers and writers of comedy. The book is an analytical study and practitioner's guide to the art and provides useful exercises to aid developing writers' comedy - writing skills. It explores the seven distinct principles that have evolved for sitcom and takes the reader through each stage and how to apply it to their own writing.

Noah Dreary

Noah Dreary
Title Noah Dreary PDF eBook
Author Aaron Blabey
Publisher Penguin Group Australia
Pages 32
Release 2013-07-24
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1742538622

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Award-winning children's book author, Aaron Blabey, spins another hilarious tale about the curve balls that life can throw at us. Perfect for readers 6+ years and to be enjoyed by all. One day, Noah Dreary complained so much that his head fell off. It's an expression we've all heard many times, but talented author/illustrator, Aaron Blabey, takes it to another extreme in this hilarious story about a boy who discovers the very real consequences of his continual complaining. And even then, it seems it will only take a catastrophic event to bring Noah back to his senses.