Covid Claus is Coming to Town

Covid Claus is Coming to Town
Title Covid Claus is Coming to Town PDF eBook
Author M J Edwards
Publisher Independently Published
Pages 38
Release 2021-11-21
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All Dr Holly Mistletoe wants for Christmas is an orgasm. Is that too much to ask? Unfortunately, her important zoology work is getting in the way, and despite her numerous attempts for sexual gratification (with people) she has resided herself to seeing in the new year with a dry vagina. Until... Early on Christmas morning, there's a clatter and a chatter from downstairs. When Dr Mistletoe ventures to investigate, she's shocked to find Santa sat in her living room. But something's not quite right... After travelling around the world, Santa has been exposed to every Coronavirus variant there is. And when a deadly disease comes into contact with a powerful magical force, maybe Dr Mistletoe will get her Christmas wish after all... Covid Claus is Coming to Town is a spin off to the audience-delighting Kissing the Coronavirus series.

The Decoy Girlfriend

The Decoy Girlfriend
Title The Decoy Girlfriend PDF eBook
Author Lillie Vale
Publisher Penguin
Pages 321
Release 2022-09-06
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0593422031

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A laugh-out-loud funny and whip-smart romantic comedy from the author of The Shaadi Set-Up, about a young woman who takes the place of her celebrity doppelgänger, and must fake-date the actress’s sexy costar boyfriend. Writer Freya Lal has a huge secret: she's a dead ringer for It-girl actress Mandi Roy. Her second novel is due in a month, but inspiration is nowhere to be found. Desperate to shake off her writer's block, Freya leans into her look-alike abilities and indulges in some mistaken identity for simple perks, like scoring a free mimosa or getting into a trendy nightclub. Actor Taft Bamber appears to have it all: gorgeous, talented, and Mandi's love interest both on- and off-screen. But what nobody knows is that their relationship is a PR stunt, and after years of playing make-believe, he's yearning for something real. When Freya's latest impersonation of Mandi goes viral thanks to Taft's accidental interference, rumors of a breakup threaten Hollywood's golden couple. To make amends, Freya is forced to give Mandi a little time off: she'll pretend to be the actress for a month, move in with Taft, and squash the rumors by acting completely in love. But as Freya and Taft play house, it becomes impossible to ignore that their instant chemistry isn't just for the cameras. While faking it, they might have just found the real thing.

Being Santa Claus

Being Santa Claus
Title Being Santa Claus PDF eBook
Author Sal Lizard
Publisher Penguin
Pages 170
Release 2012-11-08
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 1101600527

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A veteran Santa reveals heartwarming true stories and lessons from his twenty-year career spreading Christmas magic. With the holiday shopping season beginning earlier each year, more than ever. Americans are struggling to remember the true meaning of Christmas. And who better to deliver the gift of Christmas inspiration than a man who has spent the last two decades playing Santa? Sal Lizard was in his twenties when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today he appears everywhere from malls and parades to schools and hospitals. And— from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile—he is Santa Claus three hundred and sixty-five days a year. In Being Santa Claus Sal reflects on his experiences with both children and adults including: Christmas magic is all around us: We don’t always see it, but it is there, shaping and enriching our lives. Sometimes you need to go that extra mile:Santa Claus is the one person who can’t even use a blizzard as an excuse not to honor his commitments, and Sal teaches adults the importance of always showing up for our children. Even a small child can make a big difference: Sal has met some impressive children over the years, and he’s learned that you don’t need to be a grown-up to make an impact on the world around you. In Being Santa Claus Sal shares these lessons, along with often heartwarming, occasionally heartbreaking, and sometimes downright hysterical stories from his twenty-year career as Santa.

Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response

Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response
Title Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response PDF eBook
Author Jeffrey P. Kahn
Publisher JHU Press
Pages 156
Release 2020-05-29
Genre Medical
ISBN 1421440628

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As nations race to hone contact-tracing efforts, the world's experts consider strategies for maximum transparency and impact. As public health professionals around the world work tirelessly to respond to the COVID-19 pandemic, it is clear that traditional methods of contact tracing need to be augmented in order to help address a public health crisis of unprecedented scope. Innovators worldwide are racing to develop and implement novel public-facing technology solutions, including digital contact tracing technology. These technological products may aid public health surveillance and containment strategies for this pandemic and become part of the larger toolbox for future infectious outbreak prevention and control. As technology evolves in an effort to meet our current moment, Johns Hopkins Project on Ethics and Governance of Digital Contact Tracing Technologies—a rapid research and expert consensus group effort led by Dr. Jeffrey P. Kahn of the Johns Hopkins Berman Institute of Bioethics in collaboration with the university's Center for Health Security—carried out an in-depth analysis of the technology and the issues it raises. Drawing on this analysis, they produced a report that includes detailed recommendations for technology companies, policymakers, institutions, employers, and the public. The project brings together perspectives from bioethics, health security, public health, technology development, engineering, public policy, and law to wrestle with the complex interactions of the many facets of the technology and its applications. This team of experts from Johns Hopkins University and other world-renowned institutions has crafted clear and detailed guidelines to help manage the creation, implementation, and application of digital contact tracing. Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response is the essential resource for this fast-moving crisis. Contributors: Joseph Ali, JD; Anne Barnhill, PhD; Anita Cicero, JD; Katelyn Esmonde, PhD; Amelia Hood, MA; Brian Hutler, Phd, JD; Jeffrey P. Kahn, PhD, MPH; Alan Regenberg, MBE; Crystal Watson, DrPH, MPH; Matthew Watson; Robert Califf, MD, MACC; Ruth Faden, PhD, MPH; Divya Hosangadi, MSPH; Nancy Kass, ScD; Alain Labrique, PhD, MHS, MS; Deven McGraw, JD, MPH, LLM; Michelle Mello, JD, PhD; Michael Parker, BEd (Hons), MA, PhD; Stephen Ruckman, JD, MSc, MAR; Lainie Rutkow, JD, MPH, PhD; Josh Sharfstein, MD; Jeremy Sugarman, MD, MPH, MA; Eric Toner, MD; Mar Trotochaud, MSPH; Effy Vayena, PhD; Tal Zarsky, JSD, LLM, LLB

Campbell's Curse

Campbell's Curse
Title Campbell's Curse PDF eBook
Author M J Edwards
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Pages 224
Release 2021-07-28
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For adults who used to love reading books that gave them goosepimples... Charlie Campbell is dreading his family trip to Blackpool - it means he has to spend time with his insufferable cousins who love making his life a misery. After a strange encounter with a fortune teller, Charlie thinks the trip couldn't get any worse - until they find themselves stuck in a creepy, abandoned waxwork museum filled with recreations of some of the world's most famous murderers. And there's something not quite right about those waxworks. It's almost as if they're... alive. From the mind of M.J. Edwards, author of Kissing the Coronavirus, comes a whole new breed of horror. Reviews for Campbell's Curse: The South Pier Slayer: 'HILARIOUS!' 'Loved it!'

I F*cking Hate Zoom Quizzes

I F*cking Hate Zoom Quizzes
Title I F*cking Hate Zoom Quizzes PDF eBook
Author M J Edwards
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Pages 50
Release 2021-03-03
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A virus that has devastated the world, a turbulent US election, eating out to help out, and Tiger King - just a few of the things that have happened since the start of 2020.And the inspiration for a collection of poems that will delight everyone, and perhaps, even make them think.After rocking the literary world in 2020 with her debut book, Kissing the Coronavirus, M.J. Edwards, thanks to encouragement by her son Richard, has collated her favourite 26 poems about 2020 and beyond into this collection. From the saucy to the sad, it's the only poetry worth reading about one of the most difficult 18 months in modern history.

The Wisdom of Crowds

The Wisdom of Crowds
Title The Wisdom of Crowds PDF eBook
Author Joe Abercrombie
Publisher Orbit
Pages 636
Release 2021-09-14
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0316341916

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The New York Times bestselling finale to the Age of Madness trilogyfinds the world in an unstoppable revolution where heroes have nothing left to lose as darkness and destruction overtake everything. Chaos. Fury. Destruction. The Great Change is upon us . . . Some say that to change the world you must first burn it down. Now that belief will be tested in the crucible of revolution: the Breakers and Burners have seized the levers of power, the smoke of riots has replaced the smog of industry, and all must submit to the wisdom of crowds. With nothing left to lose, Citizen Brock is determined to become a new hero for the new age, while Citizeness Savine must turn her talents from profit to survival before she can claw her way to redemption. Orso will find that when the world is turned upside down, no one is lower than a monarch. And in the bloody North, Rikke and her fragile Protectorate are running out of allies . . . while Black Calder gathers his forces and plots his vengeance. The banks have fallen, the sun of the Union has been torn down, and in the darkness behind the scenes, the threads of the Weaver's ruthless plan are slowly being drawn together . . . "No one writes with the seismic scope or primal intensity of Joe Abercrombie." —Pierce Brown For more from Joe Abercrombie, check out: The Age of Madness A Little Hatred The Trouble With Peace The Wisdom of Crowds The First Law Trilogy The Blade Itself Before They Are Hanged Last Argument of Kings Best Served Cold The Heroes Red Country The Shattered Sea Trilogy Half a King Half a World Half a War