My first thought, and I swear to you I am not making this up, was she looked like a hooker. A hundred-year-old- hooker. There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. I was where I agreed to meet her. I walked towards her thinking, what do I do next. My next shock was almost too much to comprehend. The dress was cut low in the front. Way too low. She was not wearing a bra. Her breasts were, how can I best describe them, well they were long. Yes I said long. Somewhat flat but definitely long. I do not generally carry a ruler when I go on a date why would I but when I got home I actually held a one up to my chest and tried to estimate what I had seen. They had to be six inches long. Do they make bras in a 36L? They hung there for all the world to see. Or at least me and a now shocked twenty-something year old hostess who opened the front door for us. I was brought up to be a gentleman. Not to embarrass or humiliate. So I smiled and led her inside. Maybe I walked a tad too quickly. A table by the far wall please. Maybe on the other side of the wall. THIS BOOK WILL FALL ON MANY THIRTY GROUNDS, Elke, Berlin I INTEND TO RECOMMEND IT TO ALL MY GIRFRINDS, Judi, L.A. THIS STORY NEEDS TO BE TOLD TO GUYS AND GIRLS, Sly, Miami DONT PICK UP THE PHONE WITHOUT READING IT FIRST, ROBERT, NYC

It took a certain amount of strength to accept that a life alone was a better life. Then it took time to decide that a life alone would be better if shared with the person I love, only --- I hadn’t found him yet. The process of finding my perfect man was emotionally exhausting and fraught with anxiety about what lay ahead. Did my perfect man even exist? If only life had fast-forward and rewind buttons. Alas! That’s not how life works! I just had to plunge in, keep looking for what I wanted, sorting and sifting, hoping the right man would find me and love me back. And he did.

"Confessions of An Online Dating Addict" is a humorous and honest look at the world of Internet dating. Approximately 60 million Americans date online and there are over 800 Internet dating sites.This book is a true first-person account of the author's experiences with cyber dating and tracks her evolution from initiation into the online dating arena through eight years of dating.Along the way, you'll meet the different "characters" she has connected with, laugh and cry as she navigates her way through the web of the online dating world, learn about her struggles in dealing with relationships and singlehood, and get an insider's perspective on do's and don'ts in online dating, what to watch out for, and recommendations for those who are considering online dating. The book's style is a combination of "Sex and the City" meets "Bridget Jones' Diary" meets "He's Just Not That Into You."Jane Coloccia is a true online dating expert having met more than 200 men in her dating escapades in both New York City and suburban New Jersey.Follow along as she meets unavailable men, stalkers, conquistadors, younger men, older men, and even tries to give up dating altogether! This is the perfect book for those of you who date online, who are intrigued by the prospect, or who have been happily married and wonder what the heck really goes on in the world of Internet dating.

It took a certain amount of strength to accept that a life alone was a better life. Then it took time to decide that a life alone would be better if shared with the person I love, only --- I hadn’t found him yet. The process of finding my perfect man was emotionally exhausting and fraught with anxiety about what lay ahead. Did my perfect man even exist? If only life had fast-forward and rewind buttons. Alas! That’s not how life works! I just had to plunge in, keep looking for what I wanted, sorting and sifting, hoping the right man would find me and love me back. And he did.

MAYBE THE PERFECT ONLINE DATING IS NOT PERFECT AT ALLA true story of two women on internet dating sites on a quest to find true love and there perfect match. These 2 women that persevered when the odds were against them. Frightening and true accounts of their resilience on their journey to find love. Side splitting funny and downright scary. Hilarious and nerve racking. When most people would have given up, their determination grew stronger. These women were unbreakable. Close calls and risks that should have been avoided. They maintained their sense of humour along the way, with courage and determination. A must read before you consider internet dating.

Yes, there is life and love after internet dating. I know there are a few of you out there that actually met and married a great person you found online. And even more of you that meet a person that you enjoyed on some level for some period of time. But then there is the rest of us that failed miserably on all levels and need some HELP Well here is a funny little guide to helping you along the way...or just add a few laughs to your day, because...you are not alone. Hello, My name is Sharon Blount-Marra-Scholfield. I have gone back to my maiden name and I have decided that I will stay with my original name if you will...Sharon Ann Scholfield. I have roots in a very traditional Methodist family, that no way helped me to deal with the real world. But I had a lovely if not boring childhood. I was a tomboy, did not like to play with dolls, unless we were hiding them for some sort of game. When I turned 30 I decided it was more fun to be a girl, and my life made a pivotal change...mentally. Divorced at 42 and then things really ramped up a notch. More to follow... I have a son Andy who is in his residency in Michigan. I hope to be a grandmother some day. I just hope it happens while I can still hear...are you the mom or the grandma Seriously, like most of you, I want a traditional relationship in this ever changing world in which we live in. I wish you all great adventures with someone you think is cute.SAS

This romantic tell-all memoir spanning over 250 online dates, is filled with heartfelt, witty, and hilarious stories. Julie Spira, a pioneer in the Internet industry, became the first on her block to post an online dating profile. You'll follow her journey as she skillfully navigates the web, hoping to replace what she once thought was the love of her life with a new Internet mate.