What do footballers drink? Penaltea! How can you swim a mile in just a few seconds? Go over a waterfall! When is a basketball player like a baby? When he dribbles! This hilarious collection of over 150 jokes is an absolute must for any sports fan with a sense of humour. It features a spendidly silly array of jokes about a wide variety of sports – from soccer to swimming – each illustrated with a funny line drawing. It’s the perfect way to cheer up the losing team! Sidesplitters are hilarious themed joke books at terrific value-for-money prices. Eye-popping cover designs and a funny cartoon illustration for every joke give these books real kid-appeal. Other titles in the series include: What a Hoot, Seriously Silly School Jokes, Ho Ho Ho, Yuck!, Hee Hee Hee, Knock Knock, Unforgettable Elephant Jokes, and the bind-ups Ha Ha Ha and A Joke a Day.

This hilarious collection of over 150 jokes is an absolute must for any sports fan with a sense of humour. It features a spendidly silly array of jokes about a wide variety ofsports - from soccer to swimming - each illustrated with a funny line drawing. It's the perfect way to cheer up the losing team!

Champion's Choice is a combination of psychology, theology, life experience, and common sense, presented in a simple, easy to understand format that guides the reader through a clear and concise understanding of how decisions are made and the processes that create the belief systems for those decisions. Using Gestalt instructional techniques, Champion's Choice lays the groundwork for positive change and enables the reader to "be transformed through the renewing of the mind" as we are instructed in Roman 12:2. Champion's Choice was created over a period of 20 years by Stephen E. LaFleur. He began working in corrections in 1978 and has served in a variety of mental health and administrative capacities in the federal, state, private sectors, working with adults, juveniles, males and females. He has received national recognition for his work on attachment disorders. LaFleur has served in a variety of executive management positions in insurance, education and the non-profit sector and as a management consultant with the nation's largest management consulting firms. He is a licensed and ordained minister, having served as pastor or other ministry staff positions in Texas and Louisiana. His educational background includes a BA from LeTourneau University, a MA from Liberty University, and a ThD from Slidell Seminary.

A Fortune best nonfiction book of 2023 In a revelatory dispatch from the frontier of capitalist extremism, an acclaimed historian of ideas shows how free marketeers are realizing their ultimate goal: an end to nation-states and the constraints of democracy. Look at a map of the world and you’ll see a colorful checkerboard of nation-states. But this is not where power actually resides. Over the last decade, globalization has shattered the map into different legal spaces: free ports, tax havens, special economic zones. With the new spaces, ultracapitalists have started to believe that it is possible to escape the bonds of democratic government and oversight altogether. Crack-Up Capitalism follows the most notorious radical libertarians—from Milton Friedman to Peter Thiel—around the globe as they search for the perfect space for capitalism. Historian Quinn Slobodian leads us from Hong Kong in the 1970s to South Africa in the late days of apartheid, from the neo-Confederate South to the former frontier of the American West, from the medieval City of London to the gold vaults of right-wing billionaires, and finally into the world’s oceans and war zones, charting the relentless quest for a blank slate where market competition is unfettered by democracy. A masterful work of economic and intellectual history, Crack-Up Capitalism offers both a new way of looking at the world and a new vision of coming threats. Full of rich details and provocative analysis, Crack-Up Capitalism offers an alarming view of a possible future.

This book ‘Faith Champions’ reveals the faith of God the Creator’s absolute sovereignty and unveils the grace of God’s salvation to God’s created children. Faith in created beings ratified cultural, traditional, and customary actuality. Faith in God the Creator verified holy, sovereign, divine factuality. The good news of God’s redemption evidenced God’s purpose of living and God’s will of life transforming all faithful and faithless people into Faith Champions of God. Faith Champions under God assured God’s promised blessing and God’s everlasting resurrection. Faith Champions in God manifested God’s saving salvation and God’s amazing grace. Faith Champions through God profiled God’s merciful attitude and God’s gracious attribute. Faith Champions for God professed God’s natural suffering and God’s supernatural rejoicing. Faith Champions with God demonstrated God’s sinful forgiveness and God’s genuine giving. Faith Champions about God proclaimed God’s righteous morality and God’s eternal immortality. Faith Champions with God declared God’s divine hope and God’s unconditional love. Faith Champions of God witnessed God’s mysterious existence and testified God’s mighty words plus God’s miraculous deeds to all people in all nations by God’s grace through faith. ‘For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God-not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.’ Ephesians 2:8-10 NIV

It’s not easy for a legend to disappear. Mynx has been trying to fade away for years, but now Aegis is missing, and Mynx must lead the Paragons, or watch the world she built collapse into fiery disaster. The Paragons, with their super-powered abilities, control the world under the Champion’s leadership, the original group that Mynx joined to, at first, save the world and then to rule it. Not everyone, though, is happy with the new world order, and the Champions, after decades in the fight, are showing weakness. Mynx has to gather the Champions one last time, get them to agree on the Paragon’s future. Show the world that its keepers are still strong. But Mynx isn’t the only one who sees such a gathering as an opportunity, a chance to strike down the world’s most powerful heroes in a single shot, and trigger a global revolution. Champion’s Call continues The Hero’s Code, an action-packed superhero adventure in a near-future world where the haves and have-nots are determined not by back accounts, but by your genes. Jump into the journey that started with Paragon’s Fall. Pick up Champion’s Call today, and decide which side you’re on.

Knock back a brew and play a few rounds of the greatest, most fascinating, and hilarious pub trivia ever devised, written by 12-time Jeopardy! champion Austin Rogers, a longtime New York City bartender and pub trivia host for 15 years.