Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
Title Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! PDF eBook
Author Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 45
Release 2014-08-29
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 163501655X

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor
Title Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor PDF eBook
Author Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 130
Release 2014-02-22
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1631876163

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)
Title Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks) PDF eBook
Author Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 83
Release 2014-02-22
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1631876171

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book

Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book
Title Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book PDF eBook
Author Kate Cruise
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 387
Release 2014-08-05
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1680328859

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This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting horse & sea turtle fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Sea Turtle Discovery Book Book 3: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Inside the sea turtle discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources lots more Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird horse moments like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more...

Frogs & Pandas & Cats: Amazing Pictures & Facts - Endangered Animals

Frogs & Pandas & Cats: Amazing Pictures & Facts - Endangered Animals
Title Frogs & Pandas & Cats: Amazing Pictures & Facts - Endangered Animals PDF eBook
Author Kate Cruise
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 352
Release 2014-08-09
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1634283988

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This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting frog & panda fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Frog Discovery Book Book 2: Panda Discovery Book Book 3: Cat Jerks Book 1: Inside the frog discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Frogs Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird panda moments like: * A History Of Lovable Panda Bears * Where Do Pandas Hide And Where Do We Find Them? * Sniff sniff...and other Panda Senses * How Do Pandas Communicate? * Panda Moves & Panda Defense * Panda Baby Boom * How Do Pandas Spend Their Day? * Up For Some Panda Playtime? * Pandas & Bamboos * Pandas & Us Humans * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Pandas and lots more... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Get this 3 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 3 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves frogs, pandas and hilariously funny cats this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your kid smile for a very long time!

Sea Turtles & Cats: Amazing Photos & Facts - Endangered Animals

Sea Turtles & Cats: Amazing Photos & Facts - Endangered Animals
Title Sea Turtles & Cats: Amazing Photos & Facts - Endangered Animals PDF eBook
Author Kate Cruise
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 185
Release 2014-09-03
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1680328735

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This 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting sea turtle fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Sea Turtle Discovery Book Book 2: Cat Jerks Book Book 1: Inside the sea turtle discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources & more... Book 2: Inside you'll find cat unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Get this 2 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 3 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves frogs, toads, snakes and hilariously funny cats this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your child smiling longer!

Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor

Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor
Title Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor PDF eBook
Author Kate Cruise
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
Pages 527
Release 2014-08-07
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1634288505

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Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth much more... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 4: Inside you'll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 5: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Get this 5 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 4 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves frogs, toads, snakes and hilariously funny dogs, cats and unicorns this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your child smiling longer!