Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

Relearn the intuitive language of face reading From birth, face is our first language. We are born face readers—knowing to seek out human features and faces from the moment our eyes open. We all have the intuitive ability to read and interpret the feelings and expressions of those around us. In Read the Face, master face reader Eric Standop unlocks the power of this innate human ability, sharing his own journey to become a face reading master, along with stories that illustrate the power of this unique language. Using a combination of three different schools of face reading, along with a scientific accuracy to detect the most fleeting microexpressions, Standop is able to read personality, character, emotions, and even the state of a person’s health—all from simply glancing at their face. The book is divided into sections focusing on specific ways that face reading can offer insight, such as Health, Love, Communication, Work and Success. The stories are accompanied by detailed black and white illustrations of faces, allowing readers to observe the same features that Standop interpreted. The final section of the book outlines the meanings of dozens of facial features and face shapes, so that readers can recognize their own innate intuitive powers and develop them. Read the Face is a guide to using the ancient art and science of face reading to go beyond the surface and create the boldest life possible.

Every face tells a story, and here's how to read what it says--not merely its expression, but the deeper meanings conveyed by its shapes. These include 23 forms of eyes, 23 conformations of eyebrows, 13 kinds of ears, 13 nose profiles, and nine types of mouth. The art of face reading, like feng shui, comes from China, but despite its Asian origins, applies equally well to all racial types. Well-known author Jonathan Dee, with the help of full-color illustrations, analyzes in detail what each feature reveals about the character of the person behind it. With a little study, you'll be able to interpret each form, line, and wrinkle to uncover the personalities of friends and enemies, family and business associates.

How often have you taken one look at someone and ‘known’ that they were not to be trusted? Or conversely, instantly been sure that some new acquaintance was someone who was going to be your friend? You ‘know’ because you can instinctively see their character in their faces. The art of reading faces has been practiced in China for thousands of years. Now, with the help of this step-by-step guide, anyone can learn how to interpret different facial characteristics and acquire and instant knowledge of a person’s character, feelings, hidden desires, state of health, and mood. Everything is written in the face. High cheekbones, a pointed chine, flaring eyebrows or a turned-up nose all have specific meanings. Once you have learned how to interpret them you will gain greater self-knowledge and a deeper understanding of your friends, colleagues and partners. Your new insights will enable you to form more successful relationships and will give you the advantage in business dealings and interviews. You will know at once whether a person is trustworthy or has bad intentions, and your first impressions will be supported by the clear evidence in the face confronting you. Clear and practical, Face Reading includes 180 illustrations showing you all the facial features with detailed explanations of their meaning. Reading faces is entertaining and fun, but it is no mere party game; it will change your whole perception of the people around you as well as yourself.

The ancient practice of Mian Xiang is now condensed into easy-to-digest nuggets of information. If you've ever wanted to know more about people in general, and why we have such vastly different personalities, perceptions, and reactions, Face Reading is the first captivating step in a journey that will reveal plenty of interesting insights. Face Shapes Face Shapes are unique, and yet at the same time it tends to be one of the most overlooked aspects of Face Reading. Face Shapes can be classified into Elements, Ten Characters and unique formations. What You'll Learn: How to read your own face and those around you to better understand each other's personality and destinyUncover the story behind each facial feature, and the face as a wholeDecipher individual's personal story with an illustrated guide Chapter Highlights: Part One: The Five Basic Face Shapes Discover what your face shapes tell you. Part Two: Unique Face Shapes Uncommon face shapes, like Volcano Face and Bucket Face, and their hidden meanings. Part Three: 10 Characters Face Shapes An interesting study of how certain shapes resemble Chinese character. Part Four: Animal Face Shapes Whether it is a Camel Shape or a Turtle Shape, deciphering these shapes can reveal fascinating things about yourself.

The divisions of the face -- Age positions on the face -- The twelve palaces of the face -- The shape of the face -- The brow -- The eyes -- The eyebrows -- The cheeks and nose -- The ears -- The cheeks -- The philtrum -- The mouth -- The chin and jaw