Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Title | Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781946178046 |
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Nobody Likes a Cockblock
Title | Nobody Likes a Cockblock PDF eBook |
Author | R. Swanson |
Publisher | |
Pages | 38 |
Release | 2016-03-30 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780692636756 |
Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.
JiggleWiggleTicklePickle
Title | JiggleWiggleTicklePickle PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2020-10-15 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781946178091 |
"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.
Peter Pitched a Tent
Title | Peter Pitched a Tent PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2020-10-15 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781946178114 |
"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.
The Muffin Dragon
Title | The Muffin Dragon PDF eBook |
Author | Stephen Cosgrove |
Publisher | Heritage Builders |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2013-10 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781939011596 |
In a far corner of the Island of Serendipity stood the poorest of poor castles. Everything was poor including the villagers who lived inside. No matter how poor, the villagers took the greatest of pride in the baking and selling of muffins Every morning, villagers loaded them onto their only wagon and went from village to village selling all the muffins. One day there appeared at the castle a great and monstrous dragon—a muffin-munching dragon. With crumbs still on his face from the muffins he'd eaten at the last castle he'd visited, the dragon came waddling down the hill, right up to the drawbridge. From the smell of things, this was a perfect place for a muffin-munching dragon to live. From that day forward, he ate all of the muffins. With no muffins to sell, the castle folk had no money to buy supplies to bake more muffins. All would have ended here had they not all learned to work together. A delightful tale about simple economics.
National American Kennel Club Stud Book
Title | National American Kennel Club Stud Book PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Pages | 556 |
Release | 1890 |
Genre | Dogs |
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Dee's Big Nuts
Title | Dee's Big Nuts PDF eBook |
Author | Mark Thunder |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 26 |
Release | 2015-08 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781515326762 |
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.