Best Fake Mom Ever.
Title | Best Fake Mom Ever. PDF eBook |
Author | Kat Deneuve |
Publisher | Independently Published |
Pages | 108 |
Release | 2019-04-17 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781095040591 |
This blank college-ruled Best Mom themed notebook is the perfect way for Mom to keep notes or for you to write about her! This is a blank, lined notebook featuring: 108 pages 6x9 inches Matte finish softcover paperback cover. Durable white paper Ideal for pencil, ink, marker or even gel pen of any type Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look A convenient and handy size to carry in your everywhere in your bag Could be great for a diary, planner, meetings, or note-taking, Perfect for mind mapping, class, custom recipes, lists, or creative writing and poetry Useful as a record book for important info, details and numbers
Best Fake Mom Ever.
Title | Best Fake Mom Ever. PDF eBook |
Author | Kat Deneuve |
Publisher | Independently Published |
Pages | 108 |
Release | 2019-04-17 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781095040690 |
This blank college-ruled Best Mom themed notebook is the perfect way for Mom to keep notes or for you to write about her! This is a blank, lined notebook featuring: 108 pages 6x9 inches Matte finish softcover paperback cover. Durable white paper Ideal for pencil, ink, marker or even gel pen of any type Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look A convenient and handy size to carry in your everywhere in your bag Could be great for a diary, planner, meetings, or note-taking, Perfect for mind mapping, class, custom recipes, lists, or creative writing and poetry Useful as a record book for important info, details and numbers
My Mom's the Best Mom
Title | My Mom's the Best Mom PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Workman Publishing |
Pages | 104 |
Release | 2000-01-01 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 9780761119685 |
Presents a collection of observations on mothers and the ups and downs of their relations with their offspring, from the point of view of their children.
Be the Best Mom You Can Be
Title | Be the Best Mom You Can Be PDF eBook |
Author | Marina Slayton |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson |
Pages | 272 |
Release | 2015-04-14 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 0718000722 |
Marina Slayton and her husband, Gregory, best-selling author of Be a Better Dad Today, reveal the secrets to finding true joy in the sacred role of motherhood. Using story, humor, empathy, common sense, and straight talk—grounded in reality and personal experience—Be the Best Mom You Can Be helps readers from the best and most influential mothers in history. The book centers on a mother’s desire for wisdom and her commitment to the wellbeing of her husband and children and provides six time-tested principles (the Six Secrets) for being a truly great mom. In the tradition of Stormie Omartian’s and Barbara Rainey’s books, the Slaytons offer value-based inspiration, a warm and personal tone, and insightful secrets to both educate and equip moms to be the best mothers they can be. This book will help any mom who wants to grow in her sacred role. Women who need encouragement or advice or who feel ill-equipped to be mothers will find the straight-forward evangelical perspective and practical advice life-changing.
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Title | People I Want to Punch in the Throat PDF eBook |
Author | Jen Mann |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 2014-09-09 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0345549988 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Best Fake Fiancé
Title | Best Fake Fiancé PDF eBook |
Author | Roxie Noir |
Publisher | Roxie Noir Publishing |
Pages | 420 |
Release | |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN |
I told a judge I was engaged to my best friend. Now we’re faking it. How hard can it be? My life has room for exactly two women: my daughter Rusty and my best friend Charlotte — known to everyone as Charlie. One is a feisty, tomboyish firecracker. The other is my seven-year-old. I can’t imagine life without either. So when my ex springs a custody hearing on me, I find myself telling the judge that I’m engaged to Charlie. The only problem? I’m not. Time to fake an engagement. Pretending we’re a couple will be no big deal. We’ve been friends for years. We used to sneak cigarettes behind the bleachers. We turned cans of hairspray into flamethrowers. We got drunk on stolen malt liquor. She’s beautiful, vivacious, spontaneous, and she loves my daughter to death. It’s the perfect answer: we fake it for a few months, then go back to our lives. Until we touch, and sparks fly. Until I can’t take my eyes off her. Until I can’t stop thinking about what she’s got on under her coveralls. It takes one kiss. One touch. One shared secret and suddenly, I’m not pretending anymore. I want her, I need her in ways I didn’t know I could. But there’s a lifetime of friendship between us, and falling in love with Charlie could mean risking everything. Best Fake Fiance is the second book in the Loveless Brothers series, and can be read as a total standalone. It's for fans of high-heat, low-angst romantic comedies and anyone who loves a single dad who gets fake engaged. This one's got tons of sibling banter, a big family, an adorable kid who never gives her dad a break, all the friends-to-lovers swoon you can handle, and a small town where everyone knows everything. It's steamy, hilarious, and it's got an HEA. (And yes, it bangs.) This series is for fans of Karla Sorenson, Meghan Quinn, Melanie Harlow, Cate C Wells, and Pippa Grant.
You Are the Best Mom. All the Other Moms Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees.
Title | You Are the Best Mom. All the Other Moms Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees. PDF eBook |
Author | Elderberry's Designs |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 120 |
Release | 2018-09-17 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781727408263 |
Gift your best Mom ever a beautiful laugh with this sarcastic journal, and if your Mom is tired of politics she will love this! This hilarious Trump funny gag gift is a perfect gift for Mom on her birthday, Mothers Day, Christmas, or just for the sake of political humor & sarcasm. Details of this journal: Blank lined 21 lines per page, 6x9 inches, matte-finished cover, and white paper. Check out the author's Trump journal Trump notebook expanded collection.