Barney's Version

Barney's Version
Title Barney's Version PDF eBook
Author Mordecai Richler
Publisher Vintage
Pages 517
Release 2011-12-21
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0307813479

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Charged with comic energy and a steely disregard for any pieties whatsoever, Barney's Version is a major Richler novel, the most personal and feeling book of a long and distinguished career. Told in the first person, it gives us the life (and what a life!) of Barney Panofsky--whose trashy TV company, Totally Useless Productions, has made him a small fortune; whose three wives include a martyred feminist icon, a quintessential JCP (Jewish-Canadian Princess), and the incomparable Miriam, the perfect wife, lover, and mother--alas, now married to another man; who recalls with nostalgia and pain his young manhood in the Paris of the early fifties, and his lifelong passion for wine, women, and the Montreal Canadiens; who either did or didn't murder his best friend, Boogie, after discovering him in bed with The Second Mrs. Panofsky; whose satirical eye for the idiocies of today's Quebec separatists (as well as for every other kind of political correctness) manages to offend his entire acquaintanceship (and will soon be offending readers everywhere); and whose memory--though not his bile--is, in his sixty-seventh year, definitely slipping . . .

The Bro Code

The Bro Code
Title The Bro Code PDF eBook
Author Barney Stinson
Publisher Barney Stinson
Pages 41
Release 2009-10-01
Genre
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About the Author Barney Stinson is an awesome dude who lives in New York City and appears weekly on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother. Matt Kuhn is one of the coolest staff writers for How I Met Your Mother and helps write Barney’s Blog on the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

The Playbook

The Playbook
Title The Playbook PDF eBook
Author Barney Stinson
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 137
Release 2012-12-11
Genre Humor
ISBN 147110463X

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It. Is. On. From the pen of the prolific (and bestselling) author Barney Stinson comes the indispensable guide for every Bro looking to score with The Ladies. Featuring the famous plays including: -The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn -Mrs. Stinsfire -The Ted Mosby -The Time Traveller -The 'SNASA' -The Scuba Diver -The 'He's Not Coming' … and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson's secretPlaybookof legendary moves. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awsomeness.

Barney's Farm Animals

Barney's Farm Animals
Title Barney's Farm Animals PDF eBook
Author Kimberley Kearns
Publisher Viking
Pages 26
Release 1995
Genre
ISBN 9780670859351

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Barney's 12 Days of Christmas

Barney's 12 Days of Christmas
Title Barney's 12 Days of Christmas PDF eBook
Author Guy Davis
Publisher
Pages 0
Release 1998
Genre Children's songs
ISBN 9781570642418

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Join Barney as he examines the 12 days before Christmas in a "scent-sational" book that will let children scratch-and-sniff and touch-and-feel their way to the year's most wonderful holiday. Smell gingerbread cookies and popcorn, or help Barney hang up his fuzzy stocking. Color illustrations throughout.

Barney's Book of Hugs

Barney's Book of Hugs
Title Barney's Book of Hugs PDF eBook
Author Sheryl Leach
Publisher Scholastic
Pages 24
Release 1997-01-01
Genre Barney (Fictitious character)
ISBN 9781570641206

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Everyone needs a hug now and again. Here Barney and his friends explore the different types of hugs and come to the conclusion that all hugs are pretty terrific. Full color. Baby/Preschool.

Bingo

Bingo
Title Bingo PDF eBook
Author Gayla Amaral
Publisher Scholastic
Pages 34
Release 2002
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9781586682903

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Farmer Barney has a dog and Bingo is his name. Oh! What fun Barney and friends have following Bingo on his romp through the farm. Barney's Sing-Along Stories brings a favorite tune to colorful life. Every dog has his day, and Bingo is having a fun day playing hide-n-seek on the farm with Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and a menagerie of animal friends. As he playfully romps from page to page, the pictures tell the story of the growing ensemble close on his heels (in the fashion of the characters in "The Turnip" story), until they discover that the way to a dog's heart is by giving him a home. Words of the book are the lyrics to one of the most popular children's songs of all times.